Transportation

(THE OTHER BUS SUCKS?!!!)

96.9% of Saturday and Sunday’s trails will be bussed using full size charter buses supplied by AZ Corporate Coach! They include bathrooms on board, overhead storage similar to an airplane, and most have DVD players. Don’t worry, they are familiar with busing church groups, and we’ve been assured the acoustics for singing are ideal ;).

Please give your bus drivers just the tip! What we are asking them to do is complex and means putting up with 50+ half minds who are singing crazy songs (badly) and drinking (goodly). Although it isn’t mandatory, consider bringing some cash with you to tip your driver.

Also, do NOT throw up on the bus! That is a $250 automatic cleaning fee – which we agreed to pay in exchange for them allowing YOU to drink on the bus. So if you’re gonna spew, spew into this *hands you a paper cup*. But really, do that outside, preferably far far away.

May your life be blessed with lots of road head(!) and few traffic infractions. If you have any questions, feel free to email our Transportation Lead, Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!!!, at interamtranspo@phoenixhhh.org. Honor!

Here is a HotCrotchWhisperer original to get you in the mood!

Sung to the tune of “Wheels On The Bus”

The whores on the bus go down down down,

down down down,

down down down,

The whores on the bus go down down down,

alllllll through the town!

(blowjob motions for “down down down” parts)

The wankers on the bus go round round round,

round round round,

round round round,

The wankers on the bus go round round round,

alllllll through the town!

(dick helicopter motions for “round round round” parts)

The virgins on the bus go pound pound pound,

pound pound pound,

pound pound pound,

The virgins on the bus go pound pound pound,

alllllll through the town!

(humping motions for “pound pound pound” parts)

The hashers on the bus go down down down,

down down down,

down down down,

The hashers on the bus go down down down,

alllllll through the town!

(drink it down down down on “down down down” parts)