Show up to InterAm with exactly what makes your kennel spectacular.
One of our favorite things about being a hasher is the willingness to go above and beyond to show our fellow hashers the very best time. Whether it be rides, crash space, adopting strays, sentimental toasts, or free STD testing, the hash is damn hospitable.
We’d like to announce the 7 amazing groups that will be hosting Kennel Hashpitality Suites during the Phoenix InterAm. They will “woo” you with free drinks and general debauchery that will surely rock your shiggy socks off(!)
In no particular order:
- DC Road Whores/H5 Shitshow – Come get shitty with the East Coast clusterfuck. They unite as one to remind us that Phoenix Interam 2017 sucks!
- Lunar H3 – Take a trip to the moon with the assurance that Just Mark Zuckerberg never purchased a rego!
- San Diego Area Kennels -They are working together to combine So Cal blenders. Always blame Grassy Ass for the shenanigans while simultaneously calling “not it!”
- LARP H3/NEVER LEAVE CAMP – TNT has two nice tits, and that’s all one needs to know.
- Black Rock City H3 – Leave the dust at home, but if you are missing the Playa, this is where you’ll want to be. Don’t set anything on fire, no matter what the man tells ya.
- Madison H3 – After a long drive across the country with a U-haul full of local goodness, Wisconsin will be ready to parrrtttaaayy.
- Big Hump H3 – They had us at BIG HUMP! 5 St. Louis, MO kennels will team up to bring the Midwest over to the wild wild west to show us why they used five, count’em FIVE exclamations points in their proposal!!!!!
- And of course check out both Phoenix InterAm Hashpitality Suites around the clock! See what our local kennels are about. Also, #screwphoenix.
What are the perks for these InterAm Hosts?
- An upgraded ambassador suite room for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night at a discounted price.
- A chance to win “Hashiest Hashpitality Host Kennel Award”
- Bimbos, wankers, harriettes, oh my!
- Bragging rights. This is an opportunity to show off your local traditions and make us want to visit your kennel! Decorate, bring banners, show us your joke.
- We’ll even imbibe in the dreaded Malort if that is your kennel’s custom, and most definitely teach us your drinking game.
- What are you required to provide for said Hashpitality Suite?
InterAm Host Requirements:
- Host InterAm registrants in your Hashpitality Suite for 3-4 hours a day at designated times. Start our morning with some brunch madness, or an afternoon delight, or if you feel so inclined a night time soiree (or more)
- You will absolutely not be expected to have 2,000 people inside your hotel room at once or spend your entire InterAmericas hash chained to hosting duties…unless you like to be chained up…and there’s a thematic option bimbos and wankers!
- Supply 3 kegs (or more) of your favorite beer or cider, or substitute a keg for a specialty drink for around 500 of your closest friends (or more)
- A wicked cool theme or kennel decorations (or more)
- There will also be two Phoenix InterAm Hashpitality Suites which will be open almost the entire weekend. Consider those as your solution to late night drinking and hang out space while your roommates are getting it on in your room.
If you have questions, please email Purple Penis Protector and On The Rag at firstname.lastname@example.org