We have many fantastic hashpitality suites located around the resort during InterAm! Here are a few to get you even more excited about your time in Arizona!
Do you like Unicorns?
Do you like boobs?
Do you need more people wearing sarongs in your life?
Have you always wanted to do a Zippy Trail?
Then do we have a room for you! LARP H3 (Lard Asses Running Poorly) is here to support your plan to NEVER LEAVE CAMP! So, whether it’s your plan to NEVER LEAVE CAMP or you miss the trail sign ups or bus departure, LARP H3 has you covered. Throw on your sarong and stop in and hare a trail or two (over to the keg), pick up a limited-edition Kennel patch for $3, snuggle with Fluffles the mascot, chill on one of the giant inflatable chairs for a spell, see if TNT will show you how she got named, or start up a game of 3-Man! When will this amazing room be ready for you?! Friday 3pm until Dinner, Saturday/Sunday 10am-Dinner.
But wait there’s more! Cider is a way of life, mimosa’s happen, rabbit food and orange food are a thing, and boozy punch why not!! You never know WHEN—so you need to come back frequently!
See you soon,
Bimbos and Wankers!
What is Wisconsin famous for? Beer! Cheese! Serial Killers! Meat in our Bloody Marys! Three of those things are pretty fucking awesome! Come to the MadisonH3 Hashpitality Suite for a celebration of all things Wisconsin, where you definitely won’t be killed and eaten. Probably.
To start with, we’ll have an adventure in the Great North Woods, where people subsist on beef jerky because the refrigerator is too far from the fishin’ hole to bother and have sex with deer because Finns and Norwegians are too antisocial to risk having sex with each other! We’ll play traditional Wisconsin drinking games like “Drink”, where you drink to avoid talking to your fishing buddies. The day after our trip to Up Nort’ we’ll need to kill our hangovers with a traditional Sconnie brunch. Because puking sucks, so why not make it worse by making sure you’re puking Bloody Mary (or extra spicy Bloody Maria), pickled herring, and beefstick! And when you think all the Wisconsin is finally too much, we’ll celebrate all the various sexual misadventures that occurred during InterAm by hosting a Ouisconsing Wedding! New Glarus beer! Polka! Hammerschlagen! Flippy (Strippy?) Cup! On-On Wisconsin!
Big Hump H3
We’re bringing a taste of St. Louis to the Phoenix this year in the Big Hump H3 Hashpitality suite. Come and experience all that St. Louis hashing has to offer, minus the shitty running part. We have 5 kennels, each with their own style of debauchery so there will surely be something for every half-mind who visits.
Friday Night – 7:69pm – 12:69am
Thunderstruck – Want to play 5 hours of Thunderstruck? Who doesn’t? We might even play the live version just to mix things up. Come and get a patch.
Saturday Night – 7:69pm – 12:69am
Lebowski Night – Dress as your favorite Lebowski character and drink white russians and oat sodas with us. If you’re envisioning a suite full of hashers in green bikinis, then you’re probably right. You’d better go find a cash machine!
Sunday Night – 7:69pm – 12:69am
Garbage Booze night at The Big Hump – All the grain alcohol, fortified wine, and regret you can stomach. Fun games and activities to include blind tastings, shave the hobo, and a dunk tank! Wait, what? No dunk tank. Fuck.
**All activities subject to change before, during or after the posted day/time. Day/time subject to change also. Just plan on beer and fun stuff.