InterAm 2017 Transportation Announcement!!!

96.9% of Saturday and Sunday’s trails will be bussed using full size charter buses supplied by AZ Corporate Coach! They include bathrooms on board, overhead storage similar to an airplane, and most have DVD players. Don’t worry, they are familiar with busing church groups, and we’ve been assured the acoustics for singing are ideal ;).

Huge shout out and thank you to Sweaty Nipples, Surprise! for negotiating our bus contract and volunteering to lead our Transportation Committee! Also to those that assisted in making all of this happen. May your life be blessed with lots of road head(!) and few traffic infractions. Honor!

On-On, Whore’s Whisperer, Donkey Dildo Delight, and California Creamin’, InterAm GM’s

Ps. Here is a FireCrotchWhisperer original to get you in the mood! Sung to the tune of “Wheels On The Bus”
The whores on the bus go down down down,
down down down,
down down down,
The whores on the bus go down down down,
alllllll through the town!
(blowjob motions for “down down down” parts)
The wankers on the bus go round round round,
round round round,
round round round,
The wankers on the bus go round round round,
alllllll through the town!
(dick helicopter motions for “round round round” parts)
The virgins on the bus go pound pound pound,
pound pound pound,
pound pound pound,
The virgins on the bus go pound pound pound,
alllllll through the town!
(humping motions for “pound pound pound” parts)
The hashers on the bus go down down down,
down down down,
down down down,
The hashers on the bus go down down down,
alllllll through the town!
(drink it down down down on “down down down” parts)

2 thoughts on “InterAm 2017 Transportation Announcement!!!

  1. Any chance of transportation between hotels for those of us who weren’t able to get into the hash hotel? I was considering bringing my bike to get back and forth, but if there will be a shuttle between the Hilton and the Best Western, that’d be high-speed.

    • californiacreamin says:

      Hello! I believe we will have transportation between the two hotels. We have discussed this with the hotel, but I will verify with our hotel team and add it to the FAQ on this site. Thank you for your question!

      On-On!
      California Creamin’

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