October 21st for Booking Date!!!

Wankers and bimbos! The time has cum to officially announce the hotel booking date. Due to official hotel mumbo jumbo, the hotel reservation ‘live’ booking date has been bumped back to October 21st.

Joe Hasher: “How does this impact my chances on booking my room at this amazing resort?”

It doesn’t! The beauty of us having the entire resort is that NOBODY can book rooms until this date!  Plus, this gives you more time to decide who you’re going to room with.

Jane Bimbo: “I’m traveling from a land far, far away. How will I know when the rooms can be booked when I’m in another time zone?”

The booking code, which must be used to book a room during our event, will be available in in only one place:  sent out via email to registered attendees. This will all happen at 12:00 am (Arizona time) on October 21st. So for those of you that are going to ask, that’s really late Thursday night/really early Friday morning….however you want to classify it.

Initially, we were going to post the booking info here and on Facebook, but we believe that registered attendees should get first crack at reserving a room, so we are going to do this only by email.

Big Daddy G: “Clearly CUNT doesn’t know who I am. I’m the original hash daddy. Hell, I starred in their reveal video! Surely they’ll make an exception for me. I’m just going to call the hotel direct and book next week. What’s the worst that can happen?”

The poor hotel employee will be very confused and tell you that no such group exists. They don’t have any info on our group yet, so please don’t call. We don’t want to make them angry before we even get there!

You will be able to book online or call to make your reservations which will come in handy as we have some international hashers joining us. Again, the booking code will be announced at 12:00 am on October 21st.



So Close!!!

We’re SO close to being able to book rooms at the resort for InterAm. Watch your email, this website and the Facebook page for updates over the next few weeks.

A few things to remember: 

1. You will be charged for the first night when booking your room.
2. You will not be able to book without the booking code that will be given the day the hotel goes live – no exceptions.
3. Bribery gets you everywhere with CUNT and FellatiNo…..but it won’t get you a room at this amazing hotel. You gotta call or go online to book your room just like everyone else.

If you have any questions about the hotel email me at

If your kennel is interested in hosting a hashpitality suite email Purple Penis Protector at

On-one more year-On!

Your 2017 InterAmericas Mis-Management Team

p.s. If you have any questions that cannot be covered by one of our committees (see committee page), please contact our GM team (see committee page).