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2017 Phoenix InterAmerica’s Hash Code of Conduct

This event is large, and in order for a group of unpaid volunteers to mismanage it, we need everyone’s help.  All of the information below is stuff you should already know, but some people need a reminder here and there on how to behave and show proper hash-respect.

Below is a list of rules that we expect all attendees to follow. Failure to comply with all Code of Conduct guidelines may result in removal from the event –  including the hash hotel property. No refund will be given. This includes, but is not limited to, the cost of your rego. Please be on your best behavior. Show respect to visiting kennels, local businesses, hotel staff, and your fellow hashers, including InterAm Mismanagement.

 

  1. Consent. No means no.
    • If someone says NO, do not manipulate, badger, pressure, etc. the person.
    • Being naked does not imply consent to be touched. Ask first!
    • If someone is too drunk to consent, that is also a NO.
    • Do not violate anyone else’s personal space.
    • If you need help, go to a security guard or a Phoenix InterAm GM. The 3 InterAm GM’s are California Creamin’, Whore’s Whisperer, and Donkey Dildo Delight.
    • Please watch this video on consent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8.
  2. VIOLENCE AND/OR ASSAULT. Violence or assault of any kind is not permitted and is grounds for immediate removal from the event.
  3. PHOTOGRAPHY/VIDEOGRAPHY. Do not publish or share any photos, videos, or details of InterAm on social media or elsewhere without express permission of those involved. Hashers are a close knit community that rely on your discretion. Use sound judgement on what you post, even within “Secret” and “Closed” Hashing groups.
  4. THEFT. No stealing. It’s that simple!
  5. NUDITY. No nudity in any public space within Pointe Hilton Squaw Peak Resort. This includes, but is not limited to, the coverage of:
    • Male and female genitals
    • Pubic and buttocks area
    • Female breasts – pasties are NOT sufficient.
    Hotel staff will be on site, and there are surrounding residences within viewing distance of the resort. This is non-negotiable.
  6. ARIZONA STATE LAWS. You are expected to comply with Arizona state laws, including open container, public intoxication, and nudity. Here are two pertinent laws, but please inform yourself about the others.
    1.  ARIZONA 13-1402. Indecent exposure; classifications
      A. A person commits indecent exposure if he or she exposes his or her genitals or anus or she exposes the areola or nipple of her breast or breasts and another person is present, and the defendant is reckless about whether the other person, as a reasonable person, would be offended or alarmed by the act. B. Indecent exposure does not include an act of breast-feeding by a mother. C. Indecent exposure to a person who is fifteen or more years of age is a class 1 misdemeanor. Indecent exposure to a person who is under fifteen years of age is a class 6 felony.
    2. ARIZONA Revised Statutes Section 13-3501 defines nudity as the showing of the human male or female genitals, pubic area or buttocks with less than a full opaque covering, or the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering of any portion thereof below the top of the nipple, or the depiction of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.
  7. GLASSWARE. No glass is allowed in public areas. This includes pools and trails. People will be drinking, and glass gets broken.
  8. INTOXICATION. If you find a hasher that is highly intoxicated, please get them to a safe place. Feel free to enlist the help of InterAm Mismanagement or a security guard.
  9.  TRESPASSERS. Being on site without a Phoenix InterAm rego is considered trespassing and is grounds for removal. Only those wearing a wristband will be allowed to take part in all facets of the event including, but not limited to, trails, hashpitality suites, bazaar, pools, etc. Do not encourage others to crash the event.
  10. ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. The selling of illegal substances and/or the consumption of illegal substances will not be tolerated.
  11. ROOMS. Do not go in anyone’s guest room without permission.
  12. COMPLIANCE WITH SECURITY. Comply with all security personnel. They are also acting on behalf of Phoenix InterAm Mismanagement and are not there to ruin anyone’s fun; they are hired to keep everyone safe and to keep things running as smoothly as possible.
  13. HASH RESPECT. Watch your language around non-hashers. Don’t be abusive to the staff, the businesses that are supporting us, or the general public. Be kind to each other.

2017 Phoenix InterAm’s Mismanagement reserves the right to change, modify, or add to these guidelines at any time. Thank so much for helping us make this event fun and safe for all. Reading is hard, hashing is easy…you’re easy? Are you hard?!

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REGO LOTTERY!!!

PLEASE IGNORE THE ERROR MESSAGE, IT IS WORKING.

Do you know someone who needs a Rego for the 2017 Phoenix InterAmerica’s Hash?

Tell that person to enter a FREE lottery for the opportunity to purchase an InterAm registration! There is NO FEE to enter, but if you win, you must pay for your registration within 7 days or we’ll choose a new winner in your place. You will be notified by email so make sure you type it in correctly.

Enter your hash name(s) into the Order Notes: If you are adding a spouse/partner/etc., please enter their name in the “Order notes” box and select “2” as your quantity – anymore than 2 and all will be removed for your name.

We had set aside a few regos to support our committees, and we’re at a point now where we are sure we don’t need them. That provides an opportunity for someone who doesn’t have one to buy one.

Please share with your friends who do not have a registration!!

These will be sold at the standard InterAm price of $199 per registration. This is money we were expecting to bring in anyway; it’s just a different way to release them which was determined to be more fair to all those who would like to attend, but could not get a registration. There will be no more registrations released, this is it.

Dates:

Start date for lottery entry: 8/9/2017
End date for lottery entry: 8/16/2017
Announce winners: 8/18/2017
Payment from winners must be received by 8/25/2017

RULES: READ CAREFULLY and FOLLOW THEM

This is only for those who do not already have a registration! (See #4 in this section)
Enter only once! (See #3 in this section)
If you enter more than once, all of your entries will be removed and you won’t be included in the lottery.
If you already have a registration and you attempt to enter the lottery, it will be removed so please make it easier on us and just don’t enter. (We will be comparing the list of entrants to the existing completed registration list.)
This is for people who do not have a registration so please be honest hashers. (See #1 & #4)

The process to enter the lottery is as follows:

Go to this page: http://phoenixhhh.entryhost.com/raffle/product/interam-lottery/
See RULES above
Select 1 or 2 registrations from the drop down – do not select anymore than 2 or all will be removed and you won’t be included in the lottery. 2 is the max because there are couples who want to make sure they’re going together.
Enter ALL of your personal information so if you win 1 or 2 registrations (based on your selection in the drop down), we will already have your details. An email notification will be sent out, please make sure your email is typed correctly or you will miss out. For a second person, just enter their name in the comment box at the “purchase” step.
See RULES above

If you win, you will be notified by all of the following:
Email
A posting of all lottery winners on the 2017 Phoenix InterAm closed Facebook group and 2017 Phoenix InterAmerica’s Hash Facebook page.
A posting of all lottery winners on the InterAm website (interam.phoenixhhh.org)
Payment from the winners must be received by the end of the day, Sunday, 8/25/2017. If full payment is not received, another lottery winner will be chosen.
The payment process will be included in your email and posted to the website.

 

PLEASE IGNORE THE ERROR MESSAGE, IT IS WORKING.

InterAm Lottery

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2017 Phoenix InterAmerica’s Hash Trail Sign-Ups

On Friday, 10/6/17 at 4pm you will be able to go to Eventbrite (www.eventbrite.com) and sign up for all Saturday and Sunday trails. This synopsis pertains only to Saturday and Sunday’s trails. (Friday Welcome Trail and Monday Hangover Trail will be open to all that skirt 69 Ways To Die in The West…so you’ll just need to show up!)

Also here under the Trails section: CLICK

If anyone wants to threaten their closest friendships, see the most demure person lose their mind, orchestrate a 10069 comment fb thread, or play it fast and loose(!) with acceptable noise levels, try debating trail sign up’s for large hash events. Maybe in November we’ll look at each other in the eye again? I’m kidding? I’m kidding…kind of ;).

1st Question:  Technology is in bed with Heineken, and I prefer my abacus or at least a dumb-phone, how can I sign up for a trail? I am from another country and have no access to an International plan, what do I do? I don’t know how to work Eventbrite. I will be without cell service or on a plane on Friday.
1st Answer:  Phone a friend. Sidle on up to a millennial and ask for a tutorial or just give them your log in and have them sign you up. 2000 people, you’ve got this. Ask a stranger at a gas station, whatever works. Get their number while you are at it. Ask friends for help. The Pointe Hilton Squaw Peak also has a business center with a computer that may be used.

2nd Question:  Will Eventbrite crash with everyone trying to do it(#) at once?
2nd Answer: Eventbrite is a large and proven ticketing system, and it is free! We have no reason to believe there will be an issue there. Plan B would be paper sign up’s Friday night, but we very much do not think this is realistically going to not work.

C Question:  But I thought you were doing 6:01am trail sign ups?
C Answer:  We know that was a “popular” option, but we just want to watch the world burn.

4th Question:  I couldn’t get on my first or second choice of trail, they filled up immediately! What do I do?
4th Answer:  No one quite understands, but Phoenix seems to keep breaking sell out records faster than Liar Liar Crotch On Fire can run the beer mile. We’d suggest you have a ranked list of picks for your preferred trails, 1st-5th choices, hell, maybe 1st-10th! Go down you list. You can also sign up for both Saturday and Sunday then, so chances are if you hustle you can get favorable trails in your eyes. Truly, we are behind every trail we are throwing, there is not a bad one! An immense amount of work has been put into these trails.

5th Question:  How do I know what trails I would like so I can plan my fastest fingers in the west routine for Friday?
5th Answer:  Trail summaries will be posted on the website ahead of time, probably by 9/1/17. They are also being printed as part of a book that you will receive as a gimme the weekend of. You can look everything over and figure out what is best for you and go from there. There will be a picture or two for each trail as well.

F Question:  Why not paper sign ups?
F Answer:  Queues. Physically needing to remove yourself from whatever awesome time you are having to get in said line.

6.9th  Question:  Why sign-ups at all? Just get on a bus. The other bus is always gonna suck! Silly overly Mismanagementy Phoenix hashers!
6.9th Answer:  Have you seen 2000 people in one place? Have you seen them try to fit through a bus door? How about emotionally charged chaos while holding hands and running from bus to bus as you just miss a cut off for space on one. How fun is queuing outside in a parking lot in AZ heat for G knows how long? Or worse, a beer less mob of people uncertain on if they are about to do a Ballbuster or a 3 mile trail?

8th Question:  Why Friday at 4pm?
8th Answer:  We expect nearly everyone to be in AZ by then with internet access, few/no more rego transfers, and you have 1-2 sleeps to get on board with whatever you have signed up for. Probably by Friday you have already hooked up(!) with new and old hasher friends, and if you wish, you can try to get on the same trail. Gotta lay that groundwork for the next evening or else cuddle yourself. There is a slim hope you won’t be too intoxicated at 4pm, no need to interrupt the Welcome Trail, and it is early enough for us to get lists printed and finalize anything unforeseen afterwards. Who are we kidding, you are probably going to be too intoxicated…it’s worth a shot.

9th Question:  I overslept. I changed my mind. I didn’t get on the trail I signed up for. I’m a half-mind, I’m a drunk, and I want to hash!
9th Answer:  Everyone signed up for a trail will need to be on their bus 10 minutes ahead of when it leaves and all checked in with the bus captain. You sign up on Eventbrite and get a spot, it is your seat, and it is promised! Hard line on timing for Saturday/Sunday trails, NOT hash time. In the last 10 minutes before the bus departs, anyone not on the bus that signed up for the trail loses their spot, and anyone there that wants to can just get on-on! If you REALLY mess up and oversleep you can always do the Zippy Trail around the hotel, or do the trail that leaves from the hotel and is bus free! That said, the trails are stellar, drag your bruised liver out of bed and fill those buses. It’s worth it.

10th Question:  This is stupid. You should have done ________. I don’t want to even go anymore.
10th Answer:  Please bid for 2019 InterAm and put us in our place at http://www.phoenixhhh.com/details/schedule-of-events/bidding/. Please sell your rego for $199 at http://www.phoenixhhh.com/details/sign-up/. #screwphoenix

K Question:  (Insert question on Trail Sign-Up’s that isn’t addressed here)
K Answer:  (TBD)

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JULY Newsletter

We’ve got a lot to cover this month!!!  Please read through all sections!

Welcome to the July 2017 InterAm Update!  Please monitor our InterAm website (interam.phoenixhhh.org) and FB posts as the event draws ever closer to make sure you are well aware of any updates to the event.  Our mis-management team continues to work diligently to make sure that the 2017 InterAm event is enjoyable to everyone that registered.

2017 Phoenix InterAmerica’s Hash Theme

“69 Ways to Die in the West”  Stay tuned for specific theme night announcements, but you get the idea of where this is going. Wankers, tidy up your most cleavage inducing saloon girl corset, and bimbos, put on your best whores, er horse costume…or something?

Room Cancellation Information

If you have questions about your reservation or need to cancel your room please contact the hotel directly. The InterAm planning committee doesn’t have access to reservations. If you cancel your reservation it will still only be available for rebooking to registered InterAm participants and not open to the public.   No muggles will be sold rooms or be on property (except for employees). There is more information below in the Hotel section.

BAZAAR PREVIEW

Spot reservations are due no later than August 31! Send your contact information to Jugs Juicy, the Bazaar’s benevolent dictator using the Bazaar form at:  http://www.phoenixhhh.com/details/bazaar/

We currently have 28 Haberdashers representing their kennels signed up! The Bazaar schedule is under the Bazaar section on the InterAm Website.

Any other questions regarding the Bazaar? Shoot us an email at Interambazaar@phoenixhhh.org.

MEDIA UPDATES

We’ve opened up Ad sales for the InterAm magazine to all kennels, haberdashers, businesses, and we even have personal message options!  You get 100 characters to say whatever you’d like! Remember, if it’s beyond 100 characters it will get cut off (i.e. Bobbit’d).

Advertisement Types

We will have a limited number of magazine advertisement space available at the following rates:

  • 100 character personal message for $10
  • 1/8 page (2.54 x 1.95 inches) for $100
  • 1/4 page (2.54 x 3.9 inches) for $150
  • 1/2 page (5.08 x 3.9 inches) for $250
  • Entire page (5.08 x 7.8 inches) for $400 (LIMITED)
  • Two entire pages for $700 (SOLD OUT)

To order ad space, please use this link:  ORDER ADS

Descriptions of Ad requirements are on the order page.

Notes for personal message: If you type in “Broke Dick Mounting lays the best trails in Phoenix. You can always count on him to lay a trail farther than the other hares!” Your message will be cutoff to say this: “Broke Dick Mounting lays the best trails in Phoenix. You can always count on him to lay a trail fart”

Count your characters!

BONUS: Those who purchase a half page and larger will also get their ad placed on our InterAm sponsorship page on the InterAm website.

Please visit the advertisement shop by CLICKING HERE!

If you have questions, please contact:  InteramMedia@phoenixhhh.org

VOLUNTEER INFO!

Our volunteer form is now available!  If you are interested in helping out during InterAm, please use the link below to sign up and be a hash hero!

Volunteer Form Link (if link doesn’t work, please copy and paste this URL:  https://goo.gl/forms/ez92nWE2jr5joNoA3 )

TRAIL UPDATES

New Safety Video!!!

For you wanking pleasure…OUR SECOND SAFETY VIDEO! Phoenix very much wants you to be alive to attend or host the 2019 InterAmerica’s Hash. Safety Third…errr, FIRST!

https://vimeo.com/226243448

Password: onon

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You know we aren’t just sending you out into beating sun and sand, right? We’ve put together 69 (give or take) beeeautiful and varied trails for your hashing pleasure – do not miss this! Enjoy forests, mountains, high desert, lakes and rivers! As long as you come prepared with shiggy socks, sun-protection, and hydration gear – we promise you’ll have a great time.

A huge thanks to all of our friends who have stepped up to help us put on these trails! Some out-of state hares have even visited to check out their trails. We’ve had fun getting to know you all better and can’t thank you enough! If you volunteered for trails but have NOT been contacted yet, please let us know by emailing interamtrails@phoenixhhh.org

HASHPITALITY UPDATES!

We have many fantastic hashpitality suites located around the resort during InterAm!  Here are a few to get you even more excited about your time in Arizona!

LARP H3

Do you like Unicorns?
Do you like boobs?
Do you need more people wearing sarongs in your life?
Have you always wanted to do a Zippy Trail?

Then do we have a room for you!  LARP H3 (Lard Asses Running Poorly) is here to support your plan to NEVER LEAVE CAMP! So, whether it’s your plan to NEVER LEAVE CAMP or you miss the trail sign ups or bus departure, LARP H3 has you covered.  Throw on your sarong and stop in and hare a trail or two (over to the keg), pick up a limited-edition Kennel patch for $3, snuggle with Fluffles the mascot, chill on one of the giant inflatable chairs for a spell, see if TNT will show you how she got named, or start up a game of 3-Man!  When will this amazing room be ready for you?!  Friday 3pm until Dinner, Saturday/Sunday 10am-Dinner.

But wait there’s more!  Cider is a way of life, mimosa’s happen, rabbit food and orange food are a thing, and boozy punch why not!!   You never know WHEN—so you need to come back frequently!

See you soon,
TNT
Grand Mistress

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MADISON H3

Bimbos and Wankers!

What is Wisconsin famous for? Beer! Cheese! Serial Killers! Meat in our Bloody Marys! Three of those things are pretty fucking awesome! Come to the MadisonH3 Hashpitality Suite for a celebration of all things Wisconsin, where you definitely won’t be killed and eaten. Probably.

To start with, we’ll have an adventure in the Great North Woods, where people subsist on beef jerky because the refrigerator is too far from the fishin’ hole to bother and have sex with deer because Finns and Norwegians are too antisocial to risk having sex with each other! We’ll play traditional Wisconsin drinking games like “Drink”, where you drink to avoid talking to your fishing buddies. The day after our trip to Up Nort’ we’ll need to kill our hangovers with a traditional Sconnie brunch. Because puking sucks, so why not make it worse by making sure you’re puking Bloody Mary (or extra spicy Bloody Maria), pickled herring, and beefstick! And when you think all the Wisconsin is finally too much, we’ll celebrate all the various sexual misadventures that occurred during InterAm by hosting a Ouisconsing Wedding! New Glarus beer! Polka! Hammerschlagen! Flippy (Strippy?) Cup! On-On Wisconsin!

Thanks!
Hardigan

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Big Hump H3

We’re bringing a taste of St. Louis to the Phoenix this year in the Big Hump H3 Hashpitality suite.  Come and experience all that St. Louis hashing has to offer, minus the shitty running part. We have 5 kennels, each with their own style of debauchery so there will surely be something for every half-mind who visits.

Friday Night – 7:69pm – 12:69am

Thunderstruck – Want to play 5 hours of Thunderstruck?  Who doesn’t?  We might even play the live version just to mix things up.  Come and get a patch.

Saturday Night – 7:69pm – 12:69am

Lebowski Night – Dress as your favorite Lebowski character and drink white russians and oat sodas with us.  If you’re envisioning a suite full of hashers in green bikinis, then you’re probably right.   You’d better go find a cash machine!

Sunday Night – 7:69pm – 12:69am

Garbage Booze night at The Big Hump – All the grain alcohol, fortified wine, and regret you can stomach.  Fun games and activities to include blind tastings, shave the hobo, and a dunk tank!  Wait, what?  No dunk tank.  Fuck.

**All activities subject to change before, during or after the posted day/time. Day/time subject to change also. Just plan on beer and fun stuff.

HOTEL UPDATES

FIRST AND FOREMOST….be kind to the hotel staff if you have interactions with them. We are a very large group of half-minds who are taking over their hotel and there are so many more of us than them. I assure you, they want to make our event the best possible but we need to give them some extra hash love. They’ve never had to deal with a group like us before.

If you have questions about your reservation or need to cancel your room please contact the hotel directly. The InterAm planning committee doesn’t have access to reservations. If you cancel your reservation it will still only be available for rebooking to registered InterAm participants and not open to the public.

If you did not get a room at the hash hotel there are a few in close proximity that are listed below. There are not any special hash rates at these hotels, but as of June 11th there was still availability at both. I’m sure there are others in the area that also have availability, but the Best Western is walking distance and the Tapatio is the sister property to the hash hotel.

Best Western InnSuites:  https://www.innsuites.com/phoenix-biltmore-hotel.html

Pointe Hilton Tapatio Cliffs Resort:  http://www.tapatiocliffshilton.com/

If there are any other hotel questions please reach out to us at InteramHotel@phoenixhhh.org. Remember, the Facebook page isn’t monitored for questions and if you post there it might get missed.

MEMORIALS

Interam is a chance to remember hashers who have passed away. If someone you know has passed away in the last two years, please let us know at interammedia@phoenixhhh.org.

Please include:

  • Hash Name
  • Home Kennel
  • Photo if you have one

REMINDER:  UPDATE YOUR INFO

Is your ticket information up to date and accurate? Better check to make sure! Why is it important?

  • You’ll need a legal ID to check in, and if your nerd name is still showing as “Busted Colostomy Bag,” you’re not going to get in!

  • We are getting ready to negotiate meals, and if you don’t like bacon… wait. Everyone loves bacon, right? Seriously, though. We want to ensure that everyone gets the kind of food they love to eat. Make sure your food preference is correct!

  • What if there are personalized gimmees? You don’t want your hash name to show as “Dudley Does Dookie” instead of “Dudley Does Debbie!”

  • Why spell out your kennel name? Because LBH3 stands for Lost Boobs H3, as well as Long Beach H3. H4 can be Houston H3, Hobart H3, or Hangover H3. Please be kind to our statistical nerds!

How do you check your ticket to make sure it’s accurate? Simple! Click the “Modify My Ticket” link in your Registration Success email! Didn’t think that email was important enough to save? No problem! Go to HashingTickets.com, click the “Manage My Purchased Tickets” at the top of the page, enter the requested information, and you’ll receive a new email!

IMPORTANT! Admittedly, it’s rather tedious, but if you want your updated information saved, you’re gonna have to do it.

  • Nerd name, address and phone number updated? Make sure you click the “Update” button beneath that section.

  • Food choice, Hash Name, Kennel, or Shirt Size updated? Make sure you click the save button after each answer. Yes, there’s one save button for each question. Just do it!

Registration questions? Please email us at interamRegistration@phoenixhhh.org

SELLING YOUR REGISTRATION?

If you are selling your rego, you’re silly, but hey, it’s all right, we still love you. Don’t you dare charge any other person in our hashing community even 69 cents over what you paid for it. To recap, everyone paid $199 for their rego. Sell it for that. Or less. If you don’t, you’re a jerk, and people will shame you. G sees all and hashers certainly can’t keep their mouth shut for any number of reasons. Work out payment between yourselves, and when you and the buyer have shaken hands on it, given handies over it, whatever, go into hashingtickets.com and go through the transfer registration process. Done.

We are monitoring our FB InterAm group and listening to hashers who have complained to make sure no one is selling their registration for more than the face value ($199)  We will stop this abuse by refunding the original amount and removing the offending hasher from InterAm.  Selling your InterAm registration for more than you paid is a dick move, don’t do it.

This decision was based on some un-hash-like behavior.  Please be good hashers.  Thanks.

FAQ: http://www.phoenixhhh.com/details/faq/#registration

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May Newsletter

This was also sent out to all attendees via email.  If you did not receive it, please read the registration information and make sure your information is in our system.

Welcome to the May 2017 InterAm Update!  Please monitor our InterAm website (interam.phoenixhhh.org) and FB posts as the event draws ever closer to make sure you are well aware of any updates to the event.  Our mis-management team continues to work diligently to make sure that the 2017 InterAm event is enjoyable to everyone that registered.

SELLING YOUR REGISTRATION?

If you are selling your rego, you’re silly, but hey, it’s all right, we still love you. Don’t you dare charge any other person in our hashing community even 69 cents over what you paid for it. To recap, everyone paid $199 for their rego. Sell it for that. Or less. If you don’t, you’re a jerk, and people will shame you. G sees all and hashers certainly can’t keep their mouth shut for any number of reasons. Work out payment between yourselves, and when you and the buyer have shaken hands on it, given handies over it, whatever, go into hashingtickets.com and go through the transfer registration process. Done.

We are monitoring our FB InterAm group and listening to hashers who have complained to make sure no one is selling their registration for more than the face value ($199)  We will stop this abuse by refunding the original amount and removing the offending hasher from InterAm.  Selling your InterAm registration for more than you paid is a dick move, don’t do it.

This decision was based on some un-hash-like behavior.  Please be good hashers.  Thanks.

FAQ: http://www.phoenixhhh.com/details/faq/#registration

UPDATE YOUR REGISTRATION INFO

Is your ticket information up to date and accurate? Better check to make sure! Why is it important?

  • You’ll need a legal ID to check in, and if your nerd name is still showing as “Busted Colostomy Bag,” you’re not going to get in!

  • We are getting ready to negotiate meals, and if you don’t like bacon… wait. Everyone loves bacon, right? Seriously, though. We want to ensure that everyone gets the kind of food they love to eat. Make sure your food preference is correct!

  • What if there are personalized gimmees? You don’t want your hash name to show as “Dudley Does Dookie” instead of “Dudley Does Debbie!”

  • Why spell out your kennel name? Because LBH3 stands for Lost Boobs H3, as well as Long Beach H3. H4 can be Houston H3, Hobart H3, or Hangover H3. Please be kind to our statistical nerds!

How do you check your ticket to make sure it’s accurate? Simple! Click the “Modify My Ticket” link in your Registration Success email! Didn’t think that email was important enough to save? No problem! Go to HashingTickets.com, click the “Manage My Purchased Tickets” at the top of the page, enter the requested information, and you’ll receive a new email!

IMPORTANT! Admittedly, it’s rather tedious, but if you want your updated information saved, you’re gonna have to do it.

  • Nerd name, address and phone number updated? Make sure you click the “Update” button beneath that section.

  • Food choice, Hash Name, Kennel, or Shirt Size updated? Make sure you click the save button after each answer. Yes, there’s one save button for each question. Just do it!

Registration questions? Please email to interamRegistration@phoenixhhh.org

TRANSPORTATION UPDATES

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Phoenix InterAm committee is happy to announce Southwest Airlines as our preferred carrier for our 2017 event!

Beginning on May 15, 2017, Phoenix Interam attendees will receive a discount and bonus Rapid Reward points from Southwest Airlines through our SWABIZ® account. Southwest Airlines is offering a 10% discount off Anytime & Business Select® fares and a 3% discount off select Wanna Get Away® fares for travel to and from the conference. To receive the discount, you must:

1 – Book your travel between  May 15, 2017 & September 15, 2017

2 – Travel to / from Phoenix between September 29, 2017 & October 16, 2017.

Click here to take advantage of the discounted rates and book now!

By flying Southwest Airlines, as a Phoenix Interam traveler, you will also receive 50% bonus Rapid Reward points for your travel to & from the event when you add your Rapid Rewards # to your reservation.

To enroll in the Rapid Rewards program, visit www.southwest.com/corporaterapidrewards

Plus, Southwest airlines offers:

· No baggage fees (first two bags)

· No change or cancellation fees

You HAVE to use the link above to get the discount. Repeat, you HAVE TO USE THE LINK.

There will NOT be a discount code for you to enter. The discount will be reflected in the prices available to you through this link. Follow the link, save some dollars, and buy yourself a drink on the plane! Or buy me a nice rum drink when you get here.

If you have questions, contact me at InteramTranspo@phoenixhhh.org

Can’t wait to meet you all,

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

TRAIL UPDATES

A big, warm, wet thank you to all of you that have volunteered to help us on trails! We are working on finalizing trails and will be in touch(!) shortly to loop you or your group in. We’re super excited to work with you and bring you all to some of Arizona’s coolest spots!

Now we know some of you are stupid, but we still love you and would like you to survive our trails. We’ll be releasing a series of short videos with pointers on hashing in Arizona. Please pay extra close attention and share the link with your pals that never read anything.

Contact the trail team at interamtrails@phoenixhhh.org with any questions about trail or the home addresses of the studly actors in our short video.

BAZAAR UPDATES

CALLING ALL HABERDASHERS!

Phoenix HHH welcomes you to sell your hash goods at the Phoenix InterAm 2017 Bazaar!

By signing up for our Bazaar, you will be provided with an indoor table and chairs to sell your wares to around 2000 attendees, right by InterAm check-in. Yay, air conditioning!

The Bazaar will be open Friday during registration, Saturday, and Sunday. Exact hours are yet to be determined. The room will be locked outside of our business hours.

We do not charge a vendor fee, but ask each participating vendor to donate a fun item to our hashpitality prize package. What kind of item? That’s up to you! (I love shirts, socks, hats, vessels, jewelry, puppies, and all-inclusive trips to Paris, but that’s just me.)

Spot reservations are due no later than August 31! Send your contact information to Jugs Juicy, the Bazaar’s benevolent dictator using the Bazaar form at:

http://www.phoenixhhh.com/details/bazaar/

Any other questions regarding the Bazaar? Shoot me an email at Interambazaar@phoenixhhh.org.

Hugs,

Jugs Juicy

Questions and Comments:

Please visit out contact page on the InterAm website: http://interam.phoenixhhh.org to contact the appropriate team.

Thank you all for your ongoing support!

On-On!

Your 2017 InterAm MisManagement Team

Interam.phoenixhhh.org

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March Update!

Welcome to the March 2017 InterAm Update.  As the event nears we will be sending out email blasts (done) / site updates (this one) and FB posts (done) directing attendees to the InterAm website (you’re on it!) as often as necessary (once a month?) to make sure you are all aware of any updates to the event.  Our mis-management team has been working diligently to make sure the 2017 InterAm Event is enjoyable for all attendees.

UPDATE YOUR REGISTRATION INFO! (Please)

We are sending this email with a request that you review your personal information as listed below on your Phoenix InterAm 2017 registration at HashingTickets.com.  We want to ensure a smooth check-in (photo ID will be required, so make sure your nerd name is your nerd name), that everyone gets to eat the things they like, and receives a shirt that will actually fit them.

In addition, because we are statistical nerds and want to publish all the cool things in the official Magazine, we’re also asking that you fully spell out your Hash Kennel name.  As an example, LBH3 stands for Lost Boobs H3, as well as Long Beach H3, so that can be confusing.  H4 can be Houston H3, Hobart H3, or Hangover H3.  Give us the whole thing!

Please contact Bitch ‘N Hoe at interamRegistration@phoenixhhh.org with any questions. On-Thanks-On!”

TRAIL UPDATES:

A big, warm, wet thank you to all of you that have volunteered to help us on trails! We are working on finalizing trails and will be in touch(!) shortly to loop you or your group in. We’re super excited to work with you and bring you all to some of Arizona’s coolest spots!

Now we know some of you are stupid, but we still love you and would like you to survive our trails. We’ll be releasing a series of short videos with pointers on hashing in Arizona. Please pay extra close attention and share the link with your pals that never read anything.

Contact the trail team at interamtrails@phoenixhhh.org with any questions about trail or the home addresses of the studly actors in our short video.

SAFETY THIRD VIDEO #1:

For you wanking pleasure! Phoenix very much wants you to be alive to attend or host the 2019 InterAmerica’s Hash. Safety Third…errr, FIRST!

Safety Video!

Password: safety

HASHPITALITY UPDATES:

We are all waiting for this glorious event to happen, but it’s still 8 months away.

Do you need a little something to wet your whistle? Hold onto your hats Bimbos and Wankers!

We’d like to announce the 7 amazing groups that will be hosting Kennel Hashpitality Suites during the Phoenix InterAm. They will “woo”  you with free drinks and general debauchery that will surely rock your shiggy socks off(!)

In no particular order:

  • DC Road Whores/H5 Shitshow – Come get shitty with the East Coast clusterfuck. They unite as one to remind us that Phoenix Interam 2017 sucks!
  • Lunar H3 – Take a trip to the moon with the assurance that Just Mark Zuckerberg never purchased a rego!
  • San Diego Area Kennels -They are working together to combine So Cal blenders. Always blame Grassy Ass for the shenanigans while simultaneously calling “not it!”
  • LARP H3/NEVER LEAVE CAMP – TNT has two nice tits, and that’s all one needs to know.
  • Black Rock City H3 – Leave the dust at home, but if you are missing the Playa, this is where you’ll want to be. Don’t set anything on fire, no matter what the man tells ya.
  • Madison H3 – After a long drive across the country with a U-haul full of local goodness, Wisconsin will be ready to parrrtttaaayy.
  • Big Hump H3 – They had us at BIG HUMP! 5 St. Louis, MO kennels will team up to bring the Midwest over to the wild wild west to show us why they used five, count’em FIVE exclamations points in their proposal!!!!!

And of course check out both Phoenix InterAm Hashpitality Suites around the clock! See what our local kennels are about. Also, #screwphoenix.
ON-Party-ON!

Purple Penis Protector & On the Rag
Hashpitality Committee Leads
interamhashpitality@phoenixhhh.org

Questions and Comments:

Please visit out contacts page on the InterAm website HERE to contact the appropriate team. 

Thank you all for your ongoing support!

On-On!
Your 2017 InterAm MisManagement Team
Interam.phoenixhhh.org

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InterAm 2017 Transportation Announcement!!!

96.9% of Saturday and Sunday’s trails will be bussed using full size charter buses supplied by AZ Corporate Coach! They include bathrooms on board, overhead storage similar to an airplane, and most have DVD players. Don’t worry, they are familiar with busing church groups, and we’ve been assured the acoustics for singing are ideal ;).

Huge shout out and thank you to Sweaty Nipples, Surprise! for negotiating our bus contract and volunteering to lead our Transportation Committee! Also to those that assisted in making all of this happen. May your life be blessed with lots of road head(!) and few traffic infractions. Honor!

On-On, Whore’s Whisperer, Donkey Dildo Delight, and California Creamin’, InterAm GM’s

Ps. Here is a FireCrotchWhisperer original to get you in the mood! Sung to the tune of “Wheels On The Bus”
The whores on the bus go down down down,
down down down,
down down down,
The whores on the bus go down down down,
alllllll through the town!
(blowjob motions for “down down down” parts)
The wankers on the bus go round round round,
round round round,
round round round,
The wankers on the bus go round round round,
alllllll through the town!
(dick helicopter motions for “round round round” parts)
The virgins on the bus go pound pound pound,
pound pound pound,
pound pound pound,
The virgins on the bus go pound pound pound,
alllllll through the town!
(humping motions for “pound pound pound” parts)
The hashers on the bus go down down down,
down down down,
down down down,
The hashers on the bus go down down down,
alllllll through the town!
(drink it down down down on “down down down” parts)

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InterAm 2017 New Year Raffle Announcement!!!

We knew that the 2017 InterAmericas Hash in Phoenix would be popular, but were surprised at the speed by which the registrations and hotel rooms sold out!

All proceeds will go into the general InterAm fund to support the purchase of more beer!!!!! There is no profit at InterAm.  Any funds remaining go to the next InterAm.

Way back when we “won” the “opportunity” to host this event in Phoenix, we held a few registrations back in case it sold out too quickly for the organizers to buy their own… and it sold out really fucking fast… and now that the dust has settled, we are raffling off 2 pairs of 2 registrations for the 2017 InterAm event in October 2017. We will only be selling a maximum of 100 raffle tickets so you have a great chance of winning. *This was the fairest way we could come up with to try and get registrations out to those wanting to attend – and at $20 it’s not a bad deal.

Visit the link below to find out more information and to purchase your raffle tickets! Good luck!

On-On!
Your InterAm GMs

https://phoenixhhh.entryhost.com/raffle/

 

Winners!

Congratulations to our two January drawing winners!

You will be contacted soon to gather additional information for your InterAm 2017 Registrations!

  1. Elisia Simmons – Ticket 75-JANRAF-1011
  2. Tim Richards – Ticket 106-JANRAF-1069

Thank you to everyone for playing!

Your InterAm 2017 Committee

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$15 Fee will be reversed

15dollars

Bimbos and wankers, cheapskates and half-minds of all kinds!

The Hilton Pointe Squaw Peak $15 fee for extra people in booked rooms is being removed! They will have to manually make the changes so it might take some time but it will be done. Please be patient and kind to our hash hotel.

Now, real problems, do you buy a 30 pack of Natural Ice with this surprise $15 windfall or 15 32oz gas station Diet Coke’s which would leave you with change to drop into that little plastic box going to some nearby charity. Do the right thing!

Love,
Your InterAm Team