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Big Ass Calendar shows events for all Phoenix hashes (including Zonies)!

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  • LBH #331 – We've got a Founder on the Calendar
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.01
    Boulders On Broadway

    Boulders On Broadway

    Join us for the 331st Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Boulders on Broadway
    530 W Broadway Rd
    Tempe, AZ 85282

    Light Rail: Like 1.9 miles, bring your bike.

    Why: Because one of our Lost Boobs Founders, Ballzy, will be in town to hare this trail!

    When: Monday, 5/01/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Calendar Girl, Ballzheimers, & Temple of Poon

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: YUP

    On-After: Boulders on Broadway

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/415552828825424/

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  • May The 4th Be With You Hash III: A Star Wars Story
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.04
    Jaycee Park

    Jaycee Park

    Cum join us for the 3rd episode of the 'May The 4th Be With You Hash'!

    You can expect
    -$5 hash cash
    -beer
    -a 12 parsec trail
    -beer
    -a pool or two
    -beer
    -way too many Star Wars references

    Costumes encouraged but not mandatory!

    Hares: Glitarrrrd, Alllrighty Men
    Dog/wookie Friendly: Yes

    https://www.facebook.com/events/123038898249395/

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  • Annual Whiskey Row Campout and Hot Pocket Tent Crawl
    4:00 pm-7:00 pm
    2017.05.05-2017.05.07
    Eagle Ridge Group Campground, Prescott

    Eagle Ridge Group Campground, Prescott

    Details:
    – Camping at Eagle Ridge Campground, just west of Prescott. This year, we will be in the group campsite. Eagle Ridge is a FAMILY FRIENDLY CAMPGROUND with QUIET HOURS from 10pm-6am.

    – If anyone has firewood, please bring it. If there’s one thing drunk hashers like to do, it’s keep a roaring campfire going! OH! And a Hammerschlaagen wheel! Anyone have access to one of those?

    – Hash Cash: $20 per person gets you two nights of camping, beer for Friday night’s Renegade Hash, and a burrito dinner on Saturday for dinner. (Pay when you get there.)

    – Renegade Hash on Friday night from the campsite – probably around 9pm – with canned crap beer. You could DIE on this trail!

    – Saturday evening: burrito dinner! (What's that in your speedo?!)

    – Saturday night – Official Phoenix Wrong Way Hash TENT PUB CRAWL!

    Hare: Hot Pocket

    Saturdays's Trail will be an incredibly difficult trek around the campsite from tent to tent! If you would like to host a BN, please bring a beverage to share with everyone! Hosts also do trail!

    The group campsite is called Eagle Ridge, and is the entrance before the main Hilltop Campground. The site fits up to 25 people, and PLEASE NOTE we are only allowed 6 vehicles, so carpooling is the word of the day. If we have too many vehicles, that may result in us needing to pay for another site.

    – You are on your own for all meals, except Sat evening, and all other beverages outside of what is provided for Friday night’s hash. Don’t forget your camping gear – especially your camping chair!

    – Directions:
    o I-17 North
    o Highway 69 West (no kidding) for about 30 miles
    o Turn LEFT onto Walker Road (it’s right by the Petsmart)
    o Go approximately 3.5 miles to the Lynx Lake Southshore Day Use Area turn-off and turn left (east). Entry to Eagle Ridge Group Campground is about 230 feet from Walker Road on the left (north) side of the road.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1210286599068832/

  • Phoenix PBR Hash #14AT
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.05
    Norton Park

    Norton Park

    Heineken Schmeineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    Where: Norton Park – 1224 E Hatcher Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85020
    Hares: Broke Dick Mounting
    Hash Cash: $5
    Time: Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00p
    Bring: Head(!)lamp, a whistle, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR

    https://www.facebook.com/events/337353639984933/

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  • Annual Whiskey Row Campout and Hot Pocket Tent Crawl
    4:00 pm-7:00 pm
    2017.05.05-2017.05.07
    Eagle Ridge Group Campground, Prescott

    Eagle Ridge Group Campground, Prescott

    Details:
    – Camping at Eagle Ridge Campground, just west of Prescott. This year, we will be in the group campsite. Eagle Ridge is a FAMILY FRIENDLY CAMPGROUND with QUIET HOURS from 10pm-6am.

    – If anyone has firewood, please bring it. If there’s one thing drunk hashers like to do, it’s keep a roaring campfire going! OH! And a Hammerschlaagen wheel! Anyone have access to one of those?

    – Hash Cash: $20 per person gets you two nights of camping, beer for Friday night’s Renegade Hash, and a burrito dinner on Saturday for dinner. (Pay when you get there.)

    – Renegade Hash on Friday night from the campsite – probably around 9pm – with canned crap beer. You could DIE on this trail!

    – Saturday evening: burrito dinner! (What's that in your speedo?!)

    – Saturday night – Official Phoenix Wrong Way Hash TENT PUB CRAWL!

    Hare: Hot Pocket

    Saturdays's Trail will be an incredibly difficult trek around the campsite from tent to tent! If you would like to host a BN, please bring a beverage to share with everyone! Hosts also do trail!

    The group campsite is called Eagle Ridge, and is the entrance before the main Hilltop Campground. The site fits up to 25 people, and PLEASE NOTE we are only allowed 6 vehicles, so carpooling is the word of the day. If we have too many vehicles, that may result in us needing to pay for another site.

    – You are on your own for all meals, except Sat evening, and all other beverages outside of what is provided for Friday night’s hash. Don’t forget your camping gear – especially your camping chair!

    – Directions:
    o I-17 North
    o Highway 69 West (no kidding) for about 30 miles
    o Turn LEFT onto Walker Road (it’s right by the Petsmart)
    o Go approximately 3.5 miles to the Lynx Lake Southshore Day Use Area turn-off and turn left (east). Entry to Eagle Ridge Group Campground is about 230 feet from Walker Road on the left (north) side of the road.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1210286599068832/

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  • Annual Whiskey Row Campout and Hot Pocket Tent Crawl
    4:00 pm-7:00 pm
    2017.05.05-2017.05.07
    Eagle Ridge Group Campground, Prescott

    Eagle Ridge Group Campground, Prescott

    Details:
    – Camping at Eagle Ridge Campground, just west of Prescott. This year, we will be in the group campsite. Eagle Ridge is a FAMILY FRIENDLY CAMPGROUND with QUIET HOURS from 10pm-6am.

    – If anyone has firewood, please bring it. If there’s one thing drunk hashers like to do, it’s keep a roaring campfire going! OH! And a Hammerschlaagen wheel! Anyone have access to one of those?

    – Hash Cash: $20 per person gets you two nights of camping, beer for Friday night’s Renegade Hash, and a burrito dinner on Saturday for dinner. (Pay when you get there.)

    – Renegade Hash on Friday night from the campsite – probably around 9pm – with canned crap beer. You could DIE on this trail!

    – Saturday evening: burrito dinner! (What's that in your speedo?!)

    – Saturday night – Official Phoenix Wrong Way Hash TENT PUB CRAWL!

    Hare: Hot Pocket

    Saturdays's Trail will be an incredibly difficult trek around the campsite from tent to tent! If you would like to host a BN, please bring a beverage to share with everyone! Hosts also do trail!

    The group campsite is called Eagle Ridge, and is the entrance before the main Hilltop Campground. The site fits up to 25 people, and PLEASE NOTE we are only allowed 6 vehicles, so carpooling is the word of the day. If we have too many vehicles, that may result in us needing to pay for another site.

    – You are on your own for all meals, except Sat evening, and all other beverages outside of what is provided for Friday night’s hash. Don’t forget your camping gear – especially your camping chair!

    – Directions:
    o I-17 North
    o Highway 69 West (no kidding) for about 30 miles
    o Turn LEFT onto Walker Road (it’s right by the Petsmart)
    o Go approximately 3.5 miles to the Lynx Lake Southshore Day Use Area turn-off and turn left (east). Entry to Eagle Ridge Group Campground is about 230 feet from Walker Road on the left (north) side of the road.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1210286599068832/

  • 4th Annual Woodstockian Hippie Hash and Beatles tribute concert
    4:20 pm-7:20 pm
    2017.05.07
    McCormick-Stillman Railroad Park

    McCormick-Stillman Railroad Park

    That time of year again to Luv the White Wabbit on Annual Hippy Hash trail and On-After park concert – this year featuring the crack retro Beatles band Marmalade Skies. Free concert follows the Hash and circle at 7 pm. Bring a cooler with your own picnic food, beverages and psychedelics to share peace and luv hippy style. Beer Near on Trail. Kids and dogs welcomed.

    Hares: Dumbo, Stumbellina and WishBoneHer

    Where: McCormick Ranch Railroad Park

    When: 4:20pm, Hares away @ 4:45pm+/-ish, Chalk talk and pack to follow.

    Why: It's a Sunday and All You Need Is Love.

    Hash Cash: BYOB and food. Set up before the run and concert.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!) lamp, a vessel to drink from,

    Dog Friendly: Yes. Kids as well.

    *Please don't drink and drive. Arrange a DD, offer to DD, über, I'll call you a cab (You're a cab!!!). On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/354561808277574/

  • Lost Boobs Mismanagement Meeting – MM Edition
    7:00 pm-10:00 pm
    2017.05.07
    The Shop Beer Co.

    The Shop Beer Co.

    Who: Any hasher that would like to attend! Hashers in heat, the celibate, people that bleed yellow and black, DJ S'moregasm sized hashers, Gaping Asshole sized hashers, and 5' 9" hashers are all welcum to cum.

    What: This is an open forum to politely provide input on making Lost Boobs H3 the very best Monday hash in Phoenix that has ever existed! Please be respectful of your peers. No trail, no hash. Feel free to purchase your own food/drinks.

    Where: The Shop Beer Company, in Tempe, AZ. There is limited, but usually sufficient, parking on-site and ample street parking on 1st Street. We will meet on the patio in the back.

    When: Sunday, 5/7/17 at 7pm. Expect the meeting to last around an hour.

    Why: Because Sunday is a day of rest and hashing all the way to the shop means I don't need to r*n earlier that day.

    NOTE: This is a duplicate event with the one on the PH3 general page. You are welcome to RSVP to both, but any communication will be posted to the other first and this one may get forgotten.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/462083410806186/

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  • LBH #332 – Just Trust your OBGY
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.08
    The Grid: Games and Growlers

    The Grid: Games and Growlers

    Join us for the 332nd Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: The Grid: Games and Growlers
    525 S Gilbert Rd
    Mesa, AZ 85204

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: Because you like to drink beer.

    When: Monday, 5/08/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: OBGYBBQ and Just Sam

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: TBD

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/282756192148646/

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  • JHoT – Comic Relief!
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.09
    Bonus Round

    Bonus Round

    JHoT get comical! It's a THEME, people!

    POW! BANG! SMASH! Break out your capes and wear underwear in top of your tights, it's time for a comic book hash!

    Hare: Jugs Juicy and Klank
    Hash Cash: $1
    Meet: 6:30
    Hares Away: 6:45

    Then back to the bar for free play at the arcade games!!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/119712701909132/

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  • Throwdown #79
    6:28 pm-9:28 pm
    2017.05.11
    LOS DIABLOS

    LOS DIABLOS

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Location: Los Diablos
    1028 E Indian School Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85014

    Meet at 6:30ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:50ish PM.
    Hare away at 7:00ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog friendly?: If you burn your puppy's paws, you're banned from the Throwdown forever. Safety 3rd for you. Safety 1st for the pupper.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/365849703798790/

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  • SuzeWhore's-Fail InterAm Test Trail
    2:00 pm-5:00 pm
    2017.05.13
    https://www.google.com/maps?t=h&ll=34.496153,-112.377371&q=Prescott+National+Forest,+5000%E2%80%935356+E+Enchanted+Forest+Trl,+Prescott,+AZ++86303,+United+States

    https://www.google.com/maps?t=h&ll=34.496153,-112.377371&q=Prescott+National+Forest,+5000%E2%80%935356+E+Enchanted+Forest+Trl,+Prescott,+AZ++86303,+United+States

    Please join us for an InterAm Test Trail! Beautiful scenery, 2 BN's, circle, 3-5 miles true trail, walker friendly. Expect crap beer provided for pre-lube, 2 beer nears, and circle. There will be a litle bit of wine and water provided as well, however it is recommended you bring your own water or hydration on trail as always, this is AZ. No hash snacks/food provided, it's $3, figure your own stuff out!

    If anyone wants to camp Saturday night we have a free dispersed area we can point you to. Set up camp at https://www.google.com/maps?t=h&ll=34.496153,-112.377371&q=Prescott+National+Forest,+5000%E2%80%935356+E+Enchanted+Forest+Trl,+Prescott,+AZ++86303,+United+States

    Please do not drink and drive. Some of us are leaving early to get to the Bash Analversary which is Sunday morning.

    Huge shout out and appreciation to Zonie H3 for giving us their blessing. If you want to stay in town head(!) on over to their hash on Saturday! Or if you want to go to El Paso for the weekend they are hosting not one but TWO Red Dress Run's.

    Location: Lynx Lake, Prescott, AZ
    Hash Cash: $3
    Hares: Whore's Whisperer, Epic Fail, Suze Whoreman
    Dog Friendly: Yes. As always, only bring your canine that is 100% safe around drunken humans, other dogs, and basically questionable company. Bring them water, beware of the heat, be a responsible owner, all that jizz.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/293324651101965/

  • ZHHH #340
    3:00 pm-6:00 pm
    2017.05.13
    Mac's Broiler & Tap

    Mac's Broiler & Tap

    Join the Zonies for another family friendly trail. Bring low expectations, as well as cash & ID on trail (as the hares tell me a bar stop will be involved). The hares have advised that the trail will not be long, however, it is getting warm out so water for trail would be a good idea.

    Hares: Tally Whacker & Tight Squeeze

    Where: Mac's Broiler & Tap (family friendly bar/grill)
    6430 S McClintock Dr, Tempe, AZ 85283
    https://www.google.com/maps/place/Mac's+Broiler+%26+Tap/@33.3623271,-111.9147044,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x872b064967de39f1:0x9f0a0ecbb1e609aa!8m2!3d33.3623271!4d-111.9125104

    When: Meet up – 3:00. The hares hope to provide an early start/finish for those who need to get organized for Mother's Day the next morning.

    Hash cash: $10.00, Virgins $5.00, Children are Free!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1873415889539483/

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  • BASH – 6th ANALversary
    11:30 am-4:00 pm
    2017.05.14
    1848 N 77th St, Scottsdale, AZ 85257-2223, United States

    1848 N 77th St, Scottsdale, AZ 85257-2223, United States

    THE BASH IS BYOB! We'll have the beer chariot ready to carry your beer, wine, and water!

    Age of attendees: 21+

    Hares: Field Sobriety Mess & California Creamin'

    Location: Parking lot at: 1848 N 77th St, Scottsdale, AZ 85257 (Eldorado Park) – see image in FB event listing

    What to bring: Bicycle in good working order, helmet (if you want), whistle, chalk, beer/wine to drink and share – put in the beer chariot.

    Lunch/Brunch: Brat Haus – 3622 N Scottsdale Rd., Scottsdale, AZ 85281

    Hash cash: NONE! BYOB!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1708016482844426/

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  • LBH #333 – A Beary Creamy Birthday Celebration
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.15
    Duke's Sports Bar & Grill

    Duke's Sports Bar & Grill

    Join us for the 333rd Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Duke's Sports Bar & Grill
    7607 E McDowell Rd
    Scottsdale, AZ 85257

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: Because Field of Creams is planning his own Birthday Party!

    When: Monday, 5/15/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: The Tres Leches Crew: Field of Creams, Milk & Cooties, & Udder Fuck Up.

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle (not this time, you will receive your very own Lost Boobs whistle), head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Yes

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/820382174792317/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.17
    Ammaccapanes Sports Bar

    Ammaccapanes Sports Bar

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Ammaccapanes Sports Bar – 13470 N 7th St, Phoenix, AZ 85022

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/295550577559625/

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  • WW #905 Ditch the "Golden" Boobs
    3:00 pm-6:00 pm
    2017.05.20

    Hares: Ditch Bitch, Blinded by Boobs posing as Gold Medal Gagger

    Where: N Sears Kay Ruins Rd, Cave Creek, AZ 85331
    https://goo.gl/maps/3MYf6ysA6882

    Time: Meet at 3 pm, hares away at 3:20ish pm, chalk talk and pack to follow.

    What: 4-5 miles on trail….if you trust the hares… by A to A prime

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

    On-after: TBD

    This is an InterAm test trail! Record your mileage and take pics!

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/253948215013478/

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  • LBH #334 – Giants Play in the Sand on Whore Island
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.22
    Cactus Tavern

    Cactus Tavern

    Join us for the 334th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) Tutu hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A'

    Where: Cactus Tavern

    2017 East Cactus Rd. Phoenix AZ 85022

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: I ask myself the same question every time Sandjob hares a trail 😀

    When: Monday, 5/22/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Sandjob, Andy Wallwhore, & Vagiant

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A Tutu, whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Athletic dogs that like trail and shiggy offtrail. No patio at this bar.

    On-After: Cactus Tavern

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/215652782263492/

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  • JHoT – Whine but no drama!
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.23
    The Whining Pig

    The Whining Pig

    Making pigs cry

    What: It's just a hash
    When: Meet at 6:30pm, hares away at 6:45pm
    Why: Why the fuck not?
    Where: See above, you can read
    How much: $1 hash cash
    Who: Hare – Master Debator and all of YOU to follow

    Any additional details to follow

    https://www.facebook.com/events/105104210041997/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.24
    Hidden Track Bottle Shop

    Hidden Track Bottle Shop

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Hidden Track Bottle Shop – 111 W Monroe St., Phoenix

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1570987112934367/

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  • Throwdown Thursday 80
    5:26 pm-10:09 pm
    2017.05.25
    Cold Beers & Cheeseburgers

    Cold Beers & Cheeseburgers

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Meet at 6:30ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:50ish PM.
    Hare away at 7:00ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Location:
    Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers
    5625 N 7th St, Phoenix, AZ 85014

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog friendly?: This is barely human-friendly. Too hot for doggies now, leave them at home with the TV on.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/173140756550110/

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  • LBH #335 – Donkey's Memorial is at the Disco
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.29
    SideBar

    SideBar

    Join us for the 335th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A

    Where: Sidebar
    1514 N 7th Ave
    Phoenix, AZ 85007

    Park in the Lane Terralever parking lot directly west of the main lot. Entrance on McDowell.

    Happy hour pricing: $4.50 well drinks, $1 off beer & $2 off wine.

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: Because it is DiscoCunt's 5th Hashiversary! (And Donkey died so we need to mourn him). It's Memorial Day! So expect awesomeness!

    When: Monday, 5/29/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: DiscoCunt Inferno & Donkey Dildo Delight

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: It's getting quite warm… Your call

    On-After: Sidebar! Support a hasher owned business!

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/207588939741469/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.05.31
    Mother Bunch Brewing

    Mother Bunch Brewing

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Mother Brunch Brewing – 825 N 7th St, Phoenix, AZ 85006

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/123525811546609/

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