Big Ass Calendar

Big Ass Calendar shows events for all Phoenix hashes (including Zonies)!

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  • LBH #366 & Full Moon #181 Present The 7th Lost Boobs Analversary
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.01
    Macayo's Depot Cantina

    Macayo's Depot Cantina

    Join us for the Joint Running of the 366th Lost Boobs Hash and 181st Full Moon Hash

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner/dog friendly, A to A' trail.

    Where: Macayo's Depot Cantina
    300 S Ash Ave, Tempe, AZ 85281

    Why: Because LBH has somehow survived 7 Years, and because we like to Full(y) Moon people!

    When: Monday, 01/01/2018. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Pablo Dicasso, Field of Creams

    Hash Cash: $8 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bitch 'N Hoe at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them $8 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly?: Maybe

    On-After: Macayos Depot Cantina. Food and Beer will be provided!

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1009980845809520/

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  • Phoenix PBR Hash #21AT
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.05
    2125 N 15th Ave

    2125 N 15th Ave

    Heineken Schmeineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    Where:
    Encanto Park
    2125 N 15th Ave
    Phoenix, AZ 85007
    United States

    Hares: Nairbare
    Hash Cash: $5
    Time: Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00p
    Bring: Head(!)lamp, a whistle, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR

    https://www.facebook.com/events/2024770617759047/

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  • Wrong Way #923 Bitch's Ditch (…Bulldog Canyon)
    2:00 pm-5:00 pm
    2018.01.06
    EJPeak Trailhead

    EJPeak Trailhead

    Where: Bulldog Canyon – Park at EJ Peak Trailhead

    https://www.google.com/maps/place/EJPeak+Trailhead/@33.5047814,-111.6197134,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x872bbba06fb91c4d:0x4a6f70a975fc1085!8m2!3d33.5047814!4d-111.6175247?hl=en

    What: A one-of-a-kind trail in a gorgeous location, with free camping for anyone that is interested. If you missed this one at InterAm, then you're in for a big treat!!

    There is absolutely NO PAVEMENT will be touched on this trail – find something else to pound eh?!

    Hares: Temple of Poon and Ditch Bitch

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $7 for beverages before, during, and after trail – or free if you’re a virgin!

    On-after: This is hasher heaven. We are never leaving. You won't want to either. Bring a camp chair or something.

    It's cool to car-pool!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/347989955663460/

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  • LBH #367 – Donkey Hares the 2nd Worst Trail of The Year!
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.08
    The Wandering Tortoise

    The Wandering Tortoise

    Join us for the 367th running of the Lost Boobs Hash Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner/dog friendly, A to A' trail.

    Where: The Wandering Tortoise
    2417 E Indian School Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85016

    Why: Because Monday Is a Hashing Day!

    When: Monday, 01/08/2018. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Donkey Dildo Delight (penis is my co-hare)

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly?: Maybe

    On-After: Same place we started from

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/179922635943824/

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  • JHoT – Just a Hash on Tuesday Fiesta~
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.09
    Arriba Mexican Grill

    Arriba Mexican Grill

    Come ON OUT and celebrate the fact that it's Tuesday!
    (Do we need any other reason)

    Hares: Down Low & Dirty and Mother Pucker
    Hash Cash: $1
    When: Meet at 6:30, Hares away at 6:45
    What: A to A trail with some fun shit in between
    Why: Why Not?

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1626064614098818/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.10
    Gracie's Tax Bar

    Gracie's Tax Bar

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Gracie's Tax Bar – 711 N 7th Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85007
    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/476884902691222/

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  • Thursday Throwdown
    6:20 pm-9:20 pm
    2018.01.11
    Vine Tavern & Eatery

    Vine Tavern & Eatery

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Meet at 6:30ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:50ish PM.
    Hare away at 7:00ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog friendly?: I like your dog more than I like you! Bring the fur monsters out! But be ready for long miles!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1969592393323748/

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  • ZHHH #347
    1:30 pm-7:30 pm
    2018.01.13
    Cactus Jack's Ahwatukee Tavern

    Cactus Jack's Ahwatukee Tavern

    Join the Zonies for a family friendly trail. Bring cash, ID, and low expectations!

    Hares: Bush Whacker & Tally Whacker

    Where: Cactus Jacks Bar and Grill
    4747 E Elliot Rd #2, Phoenix, AZ 85044

    When: Meet up – 1:30pm

    Hash cash: $10.00, Virgins $5.00, Children are Free!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/413789085706354/

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  • January BASH – BYOB!!!
    11:30 am-4:00 pm
    2018.01.14
    Tempe, AZ

    Tempe, AZ

    Start Location: Mitchell Park – S Mitchell Dr & 9th St, Tempe, AZ 85281

    Start Time: 11:30am

    Brunch stop location: BOULDERS ON BROADWAY: 530 W Broadway Rd, Tempe, AZ 85282

    Hares: California Creamin' & Up In Cider

    What to bring: A bicycle in good working order, spare tube(s), low expectations, high alcolhol tolerance, BYOB (bring your own beer/wine/cider/water/bike), whistle

    The BASH is BYOB! We pull a trailer with cooler(s) for your beer/wine/water/ice and then stop at parks, etc. for our Beer Checks. We also stop for brunch/lunch at a place that serves booze.

    On-On!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/538138559899979/

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  • LBH #368 – Display Your Backdoors In Public
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.15
    The Gym Sports Bar & Grill

    The Gym Sports Bar & Grill

    Join us for the 368th running of the Lost Boobs Hash Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner/dog friendly, A to A' trail.

    Where:The Gym Sports Bar & Grill

    Why: It's MLK Day!

    When: Monday, 01/15/2018. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Public Display of Erection, The Great Backdoors

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly?: Patio is Dog Friendly, you might have to carry your pupper on some on overs.

    On-After: Same place we started from

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/307303003094061/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.17
    UnderTow

    UnderTow

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Undertow – 3620 E Indian School Rd B, Phoenix, AZ 85018

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/161772184404009/

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  • Wrong Way #924 – Benefit Pub Crawl!
    3:00 pm-6:00 pm
    2018.01.20
    TBD

    TBD

    Where: Gay bars! Stay tuned for details!

    What: A silly drunken toddle between some of the bars that always welcome us with open arms! This will be Pay As You Go, so feel free to stop by and drink with us on your way to muggle plans. Invite all your friends!

    There is NO hash cash for this event. We will bring supplies for circle at Bushie's place, feel free to BYOB or something small to share – and be collecting donations for Calendar Girl & family who recently lost their home in a fire.

    Come show your support for an excellent member of our hashily! We'd like to see a great turnout – so message your backslider friends, your work pals, your volleyball teammates, your fun friend who is wary of being tricked into running, and your weirdest uncle! Lets show them what our community is all about!

    I'll post an itinerary of approximate times, join us for some or all!

    1-6 miles on trail or street….if you trust the hares. More details coming!

    Hares: TBA

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: FREE – donations collected to benefit Calendar Girl her family, who recently lost their home to a fire.

    On-In: Behold my Bush's house!

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/728847187311333/

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  • LBH #369 Be prepared to Sixty Nine and Wear a Tutu!
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.22
    Bliss ReBAR

    Bliss ReBAR

    Join us for the 369th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner/dog friendly, A to A' trail.

    Where: Bliss ReBAR

    Why: It's the 22nd of the Month! Wear a TuTu!

    When: Monday, 01/22/2018. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Jugs Juicy, Allrighty Men

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly?: Maybe? Ask the Hares!

    On-After: Probably where we started from

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/163775184383159/

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  • jHoT – Let's get creamy!
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.23
    MOON VALLEY GRILL

    MOON VALLEY GRILL

    Come ON OUT and celebrate the fact that it's Tuesday!
    (Do we need any other reason)

    Hares: Temple of Poon & California Creamin'
    Hash Cash: $1
    When: Meet at 6:30, Hares away at 6:45
    What: A to A trail with some fun shit in between
    Why: Why Not?

    https://www.facebook.com/events/420670931683640/

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  • LBH #370 Corndog Gagging at the Sidebar
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2018.01.29
    SideBar

    SideBar

    Join us for the 370th running of the Lost Boobs Hash Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3ish mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner/dog friendly, A to A' trail.

    Where:Sidebar
    1514 N 7th Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85007

    Why: Monday Is a Hashing Day!

    When: Monday, 01/29/2018. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Gag Order Esq, Corndog Horndog

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly?: Maybe, ask the hares

    On-After: Same place we started from

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1851871088438072/

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