Big Ass Calendar

Big Ass Calendar shows events for all Phoenix hashes (including Zonies)!

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  • Phoenix PBR Hash #17AT
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.04
    Corbell Park

    Corbell Park

    Heineken Schmeineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    Where: Corbell Park Meet on the West side, Park on Rita Lane
    Hares: Purple Penis Protector & Jugs Juicy
    Hash Cash: $5
    Time: Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00p
    Bring: Head(!)lamp, a whistle, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1296026937115355/

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  • Wrong Way #911
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.08.05
    1717 N 12th St, Phoenix, AZ 85006-2207, United States

    1717 N 12th St, Phoenix, AZ 85006-2207, United States

    Where: Coronado Park 1717 N 12th St, Phoenix, AZ 85006

    What: **This week will be a RARE occasion. We are doing pick up style that means the hare could be YOU!!
    1-6 miles on trail or street….if you trust the hares…It could be you!
    If you don't want the guessing game, declare yourself as a tribute!

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

    On-after: TBD

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/149938688896135/

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  • Full Sturgeon Moon Hash / Lost Boobs Hash # 345
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.07
    Hance Park

    Hance Park

    Hares: Klank and Ronald McDickhole

    Hash Cash: $8 for good beer before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafied virgins are free.

    Hash Time: 6:30 – that’s when the pre-trail beer is “tapped”

    Bring: A bottle opener, whistle, headlamp, and personal vessel. Cups will be provided, but let’s go green!

    Drink responsibly so you don't need a designated driver.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1631618293811515/

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  • JHoT – Three Times Again!
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.08
    Times 3 Sports Grille

    Times 3 Sports Grille

    This event is being held at Times Three Sports Grill. Facebook is currently being a DICK! Be patient. More information coming soon.

    Hares: Klank and Just Jaclyn
    Hash Cash: $2
    Meet at 6:30. Hares away at 7.

    Just be there. It will be fun; I promise *.

    * I cannot be held responsible for the shitty job the hares are likely to do.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1939684252953541/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.09
    Oz Bar Phoenix

    Oz Bar Phoenix

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: OZ bar – 1804 W Bethany Home Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85015

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/161697217727234/

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  • Thursday Throwdown duh!
    6:20 pm-9:20 pm
    2017.08.10
    SunUp Brewing Co.

    SunUp Brewing Co.

    In typical fashion, I'm posting the Throwdown less than 24 hours in advance!

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Meet at 6:20ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:50ish PM.
    Hare away at 7:00ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog-friendly?:
    Not a chance, dumbass!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/729692370571601/

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  • ZHHH #342 – August Pool Hop / Pool Party
    4:00 pm-7:00 pm
    2017.08.12
    Chuparosa Park

    Chuparosa Park

    Join the Zonies in August for a pool-hopping trail & pool party; brought to you by our hares Dumbo & Stumbelina! Wear your bathing suits on trail if you want to cool off in the pools along the way. Hash will finish at a large pool with an all night pool party. A to B shuttle or walk back to park at your leisure.

    On-After: When the pool party winds down, there will be a Cards Against Humanity sleepover at pad de Stumbellina for adults and children. Other scavenger hunt like surprises on the historic Pecos Ranch trail – Ghost Mall to Zombie Lane to Cripple Creek.

    Hares: Dumbo’ Colonic, Stumbellina and WishBoneHer

    Where: Chuparosa Park, 2400 S. Dobson Rd.
    Chandler, AZ 85248
    (Just South of Dobson and Germann)
    Start in far southwest corner.

    When: Meet up – 4:00pm, Pack Away 4:30pm

    Hash cash: $10.00, Virgins $5.00, Children are Free!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/141069626482402/

  • 5th anal GAYBASH!!!!!
    6:00 pm-11:00 pm
    2017.08.12
    Rock Phoenix

    Rock Phoenix

    Who: Any super hasher with a bicycle, fruit boots ( roller blades), roller skates, skate board or trail can be run if you want some decent mileage. Uber or bangbus is acceptable too. Bring cranium light or light up your bicycle. Your hares are Moany Hawk , Behold My Bush and looking for 2 raceist hares and 2 sweepers.

    What: The absolutely fabulous gay bash is back!!!!!
    Cum ride through the gayborhood on this amazing gay bar crawl.

    When: 6pm until ? ( no circle) kickstands up at 7pm

    Where: starts and ends at The Rock. The gaybash ride is through the melrose district. There will be stops for food ( gay tacos ).

    Why: because it's an excuse to let your freak flag fly.

    How: show up with your bike, board, boots or shoes. Bring $ for bar stops ( there will be several, no hashcash ) and byob on trail.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/327997794325999/

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  • LBH #346 – I Need a Dick Pic
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.14
    Tempe Tavern

    Tempe Tavern

    Join us for the 346th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to B.

    Where: Tempe Tavern
    1810 E Apache Blvd.
    Tempe, AZ 85281

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: It's a hash, don't ask questions, just cum!

    When: Monday, 8/14/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Pablo Dicasso & I Need an Adult

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/481160902245530/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.16
    Royale Lounge Inc

    Royale Lounge Inc

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Royale Lounge – 2428 N 16th St, Phoenix, AZ 85006

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/106777660031723/

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  • Wrong Way #912 – Ditch the Bitch in a Creamy Field
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.08.19

    Where: Eldorado Park
    2311 N Miller Rd
    Scottsdale, AZ 85257-2201
    United States

    What: 1-6 miles on trail or street….if you trust the hares.

    Hares: Field of Creams and Ditch Bitch

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

    On-after: Pool water

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1923323601289260/

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  • LBH #347 – Fly By the Rainbow
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.21
    Yucca Tap Room

    Yucca Tap Room

    Join us for the 347th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Yucca Tap Room
    29 W Southern Ave
    Tempe, AZ 85282

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: It's a hash, don't ask questions, just cum!

    When: Monday, 8/21/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Aftertaste the Rainbow & Fly By Baby Bi Bi

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1917756358549895/

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  • Fuck Yer TuTuesday!
    6:00 pm-9:00 pm
    2017.08.22
    SideBar

    SideBar

    We have 69 hashers leaving for Burning Man! Cum see them off with a combo Tutu Hash and Fuck Yer Tuesday at SideBar!

    Hares: .22 Problems (FINALLY!) and The Princess Ride
    Hash cash: $5
    Trail: 2.2 miles true trail! With tu BNs!
    Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:22pm.

    On – )'( – on

    https://www.facebook.com/events/887090874790597/

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  • LBH #348 – Fap Till You Cum
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.08.28
    Uncle Bear's Brewery

    Uncle Bear's Brewery

    Join us for the 348th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Uncle Bear's Brewery
    4921 E Ray Rd. #103
    Phoenix, AZ 85044

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: Because I finally convinced Fappucinno to hare a trail! It only took a couple years.

    When: Monday, 8/28/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Atticum & Fappucinno

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/133575367157548/

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