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Big Ass Calendar shows events for all Phoenix hashes (including Zonies)!

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  • Phoenix Wrong Way Mismanagement Meeting
    7:00 pm-10:00 pm
    2017.11.01
    Boulders On Broadway

    Boulders On Broadway

    Come mismanage. All hashers welcome.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/292249337938258/

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  • Full Beaver Moon Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.03
    Svob Park

    Svob Park

    Hares: ATM and Kimchee Koochie

    Hash Cash: $8 for good beer before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafied virgins are free.

    Hash Time: 6:30 – that’s when the pre-trail beer is “tapped”

    Bring: A bottle opener, whistle, headlamp, and personal vessel. Cups will be provided, but let’s go green!

    Since ATM is haring, the wine will be Franzia Crisp White. It's sweet. Be prepared.

    Drink responsibly so you don't need a designated driver.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/704017546435023/

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  • Wrong Way #918 – Mc Dowell Mountain Park
    1:00 pm-4:00 pm
    2017.11.04
    16300 N McDowell Mountain Park Dr, Scottsdale, AZ 85255, United States

    16300 N McDowell Mountain Park Dr, Scottsdale, AZ 85255, United States

    Where: McDowell Mountain Park (Ragnar Hash Camp)
    What: 1-4 miles on trail ….if you trust the hares.

    Q: Why is it in McDowell Mountian Park?
    A: We will have 30 or so hashers there doing race-ist things, so we thought why not have a hash afterwards.

    Q: Is this just an elaborate ploy to get the hash to bring you guys more beer?
    A: Maybe… ok yes, yes it is.

    Q: When is hares away?
    A: Ideally we'll start when all the Ragnar hash teams finish and everyone else arrives.

    Q: Can I come early?
    A: Yes! Come hang out at hash camp, have a beer. We love it when you cum early and cum often!

    Q: What about parking?
    A: As you enter the park there are 2 large dirt lots on either side of the road. They will be filled with campers, however people will be leaving. You may be able to find a spot on the left(South) lot. If not, you can park on along the main road a little further down.

    Q: Where exactly is hash camp?
    A: The hash camp is in a dirt lot on the right(North) side of the road. The photo below shows a red circle where the hash camp is. Also acceptable: wander around the campers yelling "R U?"

    Q: How much to get into the Park?
    A: There is a $6 per vehicle fee to enter the park. Car Pool! Don't drink and drive!

    Q: How long is trail?
    A: The hares will have just finished Ragnar, so it probably won't be very long, but you never know.

    Q: Dog Friendly?
    A: That's a bit of a gray area. Ragnar does not allow dogs(except service animals), however Ragnar will be wrapping up and no one will probably care. Use your best judgment.

    Q: Cat friendly?
    A: …<sigh>

    On-after: TBD

    https://www.facebook.com/events/182230725673574/

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  • LBH #358 – The Great Luuuger presents Ima Backdoor
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.06
    Phillys Grill

    Phillys Grill

    Join us for the 358th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers! BRING A HEADLAMP & VESSEL!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions. Adults know to bring a headlamp & vessel!

    What: A DARK 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A+ trail that you will need a headlamp & a vessel for!

    Where: Philly's
    1826 N Scottsdale Rd
    Tempe, AZ 85281
    Bring a headlamp, they have their own vessels!

    Why: Why not bring a head lamp & vessel?

    When: Monday, 11/6/2017. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm. Everyone should have a headlamp & a vessel

    Hares: The Great Backdoors & Ima Luuuger (both are bringing headlamps and vessels!)

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.
    Make it look shady.
    You can't buy a headlamp or vessel so you should just bring them,

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    ^THIS!

    Dog Friendly: Obstacle at the beginning that may not be doge friendly regardless of if they bring a headlamp or vessel. We will possibly offer an alternate route…no promises.

    On-After: Philly's – you can put your headlamp and vessel in the car!

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/379732472461333/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.08
    I-Run

    I-Run

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: iRun – 4730 E Indian School Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85018

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/393110231103815/

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  • Thowdown Thursday #90
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.09
    The Funky Monk Tempe

    The Funky Monk Tempe

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Meet at 6:15ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:40ish PM.
    Hare away at 7:00ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Where: The Funky Monk
    526 S Mill Ave
    Tempe, AZ 85281
    United States

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog friendly?: I like your dog more than I like you! Bring the fur monsters out! But be ready for long miles!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/548398272167963/

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  • Cum together hash!
    8:00 pm-11:00 pm
    2017.11.10
    Angels Trumpet Ale House

    Angels Trumpet Ale House

    Let's cum together… but not to hash tonight. Shit went down at the park and I have neither the time not the desire to plan somewhere else, and I do not want the pack drinking at a park with cops after a shooting just occurred. Let's just not go there.

    Token is having a birthday thing super close by, and would love for you all to join him. https://www.facebook.com/events/1731870966859235/?ti=cl

    Goodness. Please be safe, on-on.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1968857493330459/

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  • ZHHH #345
    2:00 pm-5:00 pm
    2017.11.11
    250 S Kyrene Rd, Chandler, AZ 85226-4456, United States

    250 S Kyrene Rd, Chandler, AZ 85226-4456, United States

    Join the Zonies for a family friendly trail. Bring cash, ID, and low expectations!

    Hares: One Stick Wonder, Fork My Face, Gamer6969

    Where: Nozomi Park
    250 S Kyrene Rd, Chandler, AZ 85226

    When: Meet up – 2:00pm

    Hash cash: $10.00, Virgins $5.00, Children are Free!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1853307584983859/

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  • November BASH – BYOB
    11:30 am-4:30 pm
    2017.11.12
    Fry's Food And Drug

    Fry's Food And Drug

    Start Location: Frys at Dobson and Ray road (Chandler)
    Start Time: 11:30am
    Brunch stop location:
    Hares: Hairy Pooper & TBA

    What to bring? A bicycle in good working order, spare tube(s), low expectations, high alcolhol tolerance, BYOB (bring your own beer/wine/cider/water), whistle

    https://www.facebook.com/events/116999725656471/

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  • LBH #359 – A Limp Dick in the Attic
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.13
    Casey Moore's Oyster House

    Casey Moore's Oyster House

    Join us for the 359th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A' trail.

    Where: Casey Moore's
    850 S Ash Ave, Tempe, AZ 85281

    Why: Why not?

    When: Monday, 11/13/2017. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Bill Nye the Limp Dick Guy, Atticum, & Just Nadine

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Yes

    On-After: Casey Moore's

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/285501355288640/

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  • JHoT – Diamonds and Beer!
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.14
    Desert Diamond West Valley Resort and Casino

    Desert Diamond West Valley Resort and Casino

    Try something new they said! Okay… here we go.
    We will be running out of the newly liquor licensed Desert Diamond West Casino. Come on out and give us a try. You just might like our laid back atmosphere!

    Hare: Bitch Commander
    Hash Cash: $1
    Meet at 6:30pm. Hares away at 6:45.

    Typically, we have a beer near, maybe a brown bag, usually not a cicle, and probably an A to A trail. Just keep your expectations low and your glasses raised high.
    Bring cranial illumination. You'll probably need it out there!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/862311040609572/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.15
    Cj's Talley's Pub

    Cj's Talley's Pub

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: CJ's Talley's Pub – 1219 E Glendale Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85020

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/459098671140509/

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  • Wrong Way #919 – Oak Flats Hashy Campout
    1:30 pm-4:30 pm
    2017.11.18
    Oak Flat Campground

    Oak Flat Campground

    Where: Oak Flats Campground
    What: A one-of-a-kind trail in a gorgeous location, with free camping for anyone that is interested. See posts for location details!

    Hares: Gold Medal Gagger, Save a Tree Eat a Beaver, and Hardcore Barkour

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $7 gets you DELICIOUS BEER, wine, and dinner at the campground. No charge for camping or parking.

    On-after: Oak Flats Campground! Bring yer gear!

    Car pool!!

    Dog-friendly, wilderness area.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1895778597106818/

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  • November has 2 BASHes BASH! Going T'weed!!!
    11:30 am-4:30 pm
    2017.11.19
    City of Phoenix Encanto Park

    City of Phoenix Encanto Park

    Let's get our best T'weed gear on and fancy this shit up. Our visiting hares get all wet for tweed so that's what this is! A themed bash? If you know me you know I am anti-themes anything, but I must really love these two wankers! I do! Tweed it is!

    Contract Cummer & Got A Bitch will be in town and they REALLY want to hare a BASH! So, WTF, why not?!

    I vaguely remember Creamin' and Contract Cummer concocting this idea (in Washington State where weed is legal) and as I remember T'weed was a bit of of a play on Tweed and weed so I'm wearing weed shiggy socks. Feel free to accessorize with your favorite legal Mary Jane paraphernalia!! Or just cum Bash. Whatever, we just wanna see our bashing friends.

    Hares: Contract Cummer & Gotta Bitch

    Start: Encanto Park – Specific location in park coming soon

    Brunch: Mother Bunch 825 N 7th St, Phoenix, AZ 85006

    BYOB as always and details will be filled in as they cum.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/117456428925971/

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  • LBH #360 – Patient: Just Jenny Diagnosis: Toxic Cock Syndrome
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.20
    Cornish Pasty Co.

    Cornish Pasty Co.

    Join us for the 360th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner/dog friendly, A to A' trail.

    Where: Cornish Pasty Co. – 7 W Monroe St, Phoenix, AZ 85003

    Why: Because Monday is a hashing day!

    When: Monday, 11/20/2017. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Just Jenny and Toxic Cock Syndrome

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Yes indeed!

    On-After: Probably where we started from

    Misc: Just Jenny is very, very stoked to be in charge of BBs!

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/139525666806087/

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  • Krumm Inside My Virgin's Hash
    7:30 pm-10:00 pm
    2017.11.21
    The Lodge Sasquatch Kitchen

    The Lodge Sasquatch Kitchen

    CALLING ALL HALF-MINDS!

    My best friend in the entire world is cumming to Phoenix! She's never been west of the Mississippi (let alone TO Mississippi), so let's show her what it's all about!

    Unfortunately her stay is brief, so there aren't any hashes while she will be here. It would be a shame if she didn't get to witness the debauchery, so I'm creating a hash just for her!!

    True Trail is only 2 miles! And dog friendly! A-A!

    Hare: Oh Shit Not Again
    Pack meets @ 1930
    Hare away @ 1945
    Pack away @ 2000

    THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT AN OFFICIAL HASH EVENT. I will provide all the beer, water, on-in noms, chalk, and flour myself. I just need YOU to volunteer to help make this an awesome hashy welcum!

    The best part? HASH CASH IS $0* (count 'em!)! Again, I'll provide everything; I just want to show my friend a good time.

    *You can still give me monies if you want 😉

    CUM ONE, CUM ALL!!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1438607859579903/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.22
    Jupe's

    Jupe's

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Jupes – 2655 W Guadalupe Rd, Mesa, AZ 85202

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/127188421340327/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.11.29
    Ice House Tavern

    Ice House Tavern

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Ice House Tavern – 3855 E Thomas Rd, Phoenix 85018

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/2027035870898972/

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