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Big Ass Calendar shows events for all Phoenix hashes (including Zonies)!

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  • Phoenix PBR Hash #18AT
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.01
    Margaret T Hance Dog Park

    Margaret T Hance Dog Park

    Heineken Schmeineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    Where: Hance Park Dog Park
    Hares: Krumm Inside Me & Natural Cut French Fry
    Hash Cash: $5
    Time: Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00p
    Bring: Head(!)lamp, a whistle, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR

    https://www.facebook.com/events/280498272372431/

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  • WW #913 Gagging on the Wrong Corndog
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.09.02
    Christy Cove Park

    Christy Cove Park

    Hares: Gag Order Esquire and Corndog Horndog

    Where:
    Christy Cove Park
    2352 East Christy Drive
    Phoenix, Az 85028

    Time: Meet at 5pm, hares away at 5:20ish pm, chalk talk and pack to follow.

    What: 4-5 miles on trail….if you trust the hares… by A to A prime

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from! ALSO, SERIOUSLY A HEADLAMP!! Bring cash and ID on trail.

    Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

    On-after: Cactus Tavern
    2017 East Cactus Road

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1857755857796625/

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  • UPDATED Lost Boobs Hash
    6:00 pm-10:00 pm
    2017.09.04
    4729 E McDowell Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85008, USA

    4729 E McDowell Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85008, USA

    Join us for the 349th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A Prime

    Where: Break Room Bar and Grill
    4729 East McDowell Road

    Light Rail: Get off at 44th St & Washington St. Light Rail Station and run 1.8 miles north on 44th Street. http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: We guarantee you’ll be limp and creamy by the end, like any other worthwhile physical activity

    When: Monday, 9/4/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Bill Nye The Limp Dicked Guy & Field of Creams

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you’ve never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag ‘Em N Tag ‘Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Pretty close to where we started

    *Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

  • LBH #349 – Limp and Creamy
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.04
    Breakroom Bar & Grill

    Breakroom Bar & Grill

    Join us for the 349th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A Prime

    Where: Break Room Bar and Grill
    4729 East McDowell Road

    Light Rail: Get off at 44th St & Washington St. Light Rail Station and run 1.8 miles north on 44th Street. http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: We guarantee you'll be limp and creamy by the end, like any other worthwhile physical activity

    When: Monday, 9/4/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Bill Nye The Limp Dicked Guy & Field of Creams

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Pretty close to where we started

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/941447072669210/

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  • Full Corn Moon Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.06
    1710 N Horne

    1710 N Horne

    Hares: Moany Hawk and Just Amber

    Hash Cash: $8 for good beer before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafied virgins are free.

    Hash Time: 6:30 – that’s when the pre-trail beer is “tapped”

    Bring: A bottle opener, whistle, headlamp, and personal vessel. Cups will be provided, but let’s go green!

    Drink responsibly so you don't need a designated driver.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1304987259564446/

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  • Zonie Hash #343: The Induction of OSNA J. CATS
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.09.09
    749 W Gary Dr, Chandler, AZ 85225-6522, United States

    749 W Gary Dr, Chandler, AZ 85225-6522, United States

    Zonie Hashers! We're doing that thing again where we drink beer and teach children good social skills, like how to fetch us beers.
    Also, we might accidentally run places. Bring your friends, bring your kids, bring your cats. Pool provided by OhShitNotAgain, so thank him by showing him pictures of cats, or bring actual cats to add to his growing kitty coalition.

    Details:
    Hares shall be Two Timing Mother Rucker and Crash Test Dummy. Don't snare us or you'll have to carry us both on your back for the rest of the hash. Because two times and ruck? Get it?! Ok that was a stretch. I'll try to land a better pun later.

    This is an A-A Hash and we will be at the house of a fellow hasher with a pool so bring your swim trunks and remember the wisdom of Towlie: don't forget to bring a towel!

    4-legged hashers on trail and in the backyard, but not allowed in the house so be smart about your pups.

    Bring ID on trail if you are over 21 and make a fake one if you're under 21 but want to be cool like the grownups (do not do this).

    Hash Cash is $10 and good food will be provided.

    On-On!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/816377725187557/

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  • LBH #350 – Life is Short and There is No Time For Hate
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.11
    Gallagher's Sports Bar

    Gallagher's Sports Bar

    Join us for the 350th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A Prime

    Where: Gallagher's Sports Bar
    3220 E Baseline Rd.
    Phoenix, AZ 85042

    Light Rail: I don't know how that works, but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: We have two virgin hares, what could go wrong?

    When: Monday, 9/11/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Klank, Just Orlando & Just Kody

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please check the temperature before bringing your fur-friends out.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/348864665535799/

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  • JHoT – Head(!) ON OUT
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.12
    Bar Louie, 6770 N Sunrise Blvd, Glendale, AZ 85305

    Bar Louie, 6770 N Sunrise Blvd, Glendale, AZ 85305

    Location: Bar Louie, 6770 N Sunrise Blvd, Glendale, AZ 85305

    Hares: Curb Appeal, Down Low N Dirty

    When: Meet at 6:30, Hares away at 6:45. Usually a few of us meet a bit on the early side to let it hang it out.
    Hash Cash: $1 (It might still be hot, so bring water!)

    More details to cum! But seriously, just come out. We have a great time in a super laid back hash that nearly always includes beer for that $1 hash cash! Yes really, a trail and beer – just $1!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/122545848479976/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.13
    Twisted Lizard Tavern and Grille

    Twisted Lizard Tavern and Grille

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Twisted Lizard Tavern & Grill – 10411 E. McDowell Mountain Ranch Rd #1, Scottsdale, AZ 85255

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1948339062045661/

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  • Wrong Way #914 The Luau!
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.09.16
    8537 E Pecos Ln

    8537 E Pecos Ln

    Where: 8537 E Pecos Lane, Scottsdale 85250

    What: Its the Luau

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $20 Registration until 9/9, then the price jumps to $25. Send PayPal payment to phxwrongway@gmail.com under friends&family and include hash names.

    Hares: Missionary Impossible + Sphincter Pi

    On-after: In the pool.

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1383444431738444/

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  • LBH #351 – A Dildo Cactus? Alrightty Then….
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.18
    Cactus Jack's Ahwatukee Tavern

    Cactus Jack's Ahwatukee Tavern

    Join us for the 351st Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Cactus Jacks Bar and Grill
    4747 E Elliot Rd
    Phoenix, AZ 85044

    Light Rail: I don't know how that works, but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: Why not?

    When: Monday, 9/18/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Donkey Dildo Delight & Allrighttty Men

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1925744741033034/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.20
    Camp Social

    Camp Social

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Camp Social – 6107 N 7th St, Phoenix, AZ 85014

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/621860678152910/

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  • Throwdown Thursday!
    6:35 pm-9:35 pm
    2017.09.21
    Washington Park

    Washington Park

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Meet at 6:30ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:50ish PM.
    Hare away at 7:00ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Where: Washington Park 6655 N 23rd Ave Phoenix AZ – NE PARKING LOT on 21st Ave.
    This is not a bar. It's a park. They don't serve booze here… but I will! Hash cash is still 1 dollar and I will bring booze to the start!

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog-friendly?:
    Use what little judgement you have. It's still hot outside. We might run 10 miles. I'll slap you if you burn your doggy's paws.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/494021817642582/

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  • LBH #352 – Tap Dat Ass
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.25
    The Brass Tap – Mesa

    The Brass Tap – Mesa

    Join us for the 352nd Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: The Brass Tap
    1033 N Dobson Rd #104
    Mesa, AZ 85201

    Light Rail: I don't know how that works, but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: Why not?

    When: Monday, 9/25/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Andy Wallwhore, Liar Liar Crotch on Fire, Purple Penis Protector

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/126780301296958/

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  • JHoT – 4th Analversary!
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.26
    Times Square Restaurant

    Times Square Restaurant

    I can't believe it worked! I can't believe it worked!
    Actually, it has been working for 4 years! Holy Shit!

    This will be a special trails with some extras including an on after. That's right, your whole $1 includes beer near, brown bags, and food after!

    Hares: Tinkle Toes & Rosy Palmolive
    Hash Cash: $1
    This is a 3.69 mile A to B trail. We will have cars for rides back to the beginning.
    Bring a towel for ON IN fun, water, whistle, head(!) lamp, chalk, a vessel, a broken moral compass, and virginal virgins.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/155466218368023/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.09.27
    Padre Murphy's

    Padre Murphy's

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Padre Murphy's – 4338 W Bell Rd, Glendale, AZ 85308

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/781446118695811/

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  • Wrong Way #915 – Dick in a Hairy Pooper Box
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.09.30
    Reach 11 Recreational Park

    Reach 11 Recreational Park

    Where: Reach 11 Recreational Park
    33.681438, -112.026491

    What: 1-6 miles on trail or street….if you trust the hares.
    2 Beer Nears!

    Hares: Dick in a Dirty Box & Hair Popper

    Why: Come wet your Interam whistle!
    Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!
    Haven't heard from Dick in a Dirty Box in a while? Me either! Come out and enjoy a classically awesome trail with two beer nears! Translator needed! Hair Pooper is joining and leaving marks in his native toungue.

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

    On-after: TBD

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1757787301186568/

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