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Big Ass Calendar shows events for all Phoenix hashes (including Zonies)!

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  • Phoenix PBR Hash #15AT
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.02

    Heineken Schmeineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    Where: Alegre Park Tempe A to A+
    Hares: Sphincter Pi and Toxic Cock Syndrome
    Hash Cash: $5
    Time: Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00p
    Bring: Head(!)lamp, a whistle, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/112347122598136/

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  • WW #906 Poon Valley
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.06.03
    Lookout Mountain Trailhead

    Lookout Mountain Trailhead

    Hares: Tempe of Poon and Chapter 6 Verse 9

    Where: Lookout Mountain Trailhead

    Time: Meet at 5 pm, hares away at 5:20ish pm, chalk talk and pack to follow.

    What: 4-6 miles on trail….if you trust the hares… and A to B!!

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $7, or free if you’re a virgin.

    On-after: North Mountain Brewing Co

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/430683853973914/

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  • LBH June Mismanagement
    7:00 pm-10:00 pm
    2017.06.04
    The Shop Beer Co.

    The Shop Beer Co.

    Who: Any hasher that would like to attend! Hashers in heat, the celibate, people that bleed yellow and black, DJ S'moregasm sized hashers, Gaping Asshole sized hashers, and 5' 9" hashers are all welcum to cum.

    What: This is an open forum to politely provide input on making Lost Boobs H3 the very best Monday hash in Phoenix that has ever existed! Please be respectful of your peers. No trail, no hash. Feel free to purchase your own food/drinks.

    Where: The Shop Beer Company
    922 W 1st Street
    Tempe, AZ

    There is limited, but usually sufficient, parking on-site and ample street parking on 1st Street. We will meet on the patio in the back.

    When: Sunday, 6/4/17 at 7pm. Expect the meeting to last around an hour.

    Why: Because Sunday is a day of rest, and 'hashing' to The Shop gives me a great excuse to not r*n the rest of the day.

    SPECIAL NOTE: I, Bag Em N Tag Em, will be engaged in riding from SF to LA that weekend (and the rest of the week), so this meeting will be run by Atticum!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1903653533212654/

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  • LBH #336 – Call me Toxic
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.05
    Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate

    Join us for the 336th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Devil's Advocate
    955 E University Drive
    Tempe, AZ 85281

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: Because Monday is a hashing day!

    When: Monday, 6/05/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Toxic Cock Syndrome and Just Callie

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: It's getting too hot out to bring your dogs on trail.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/155856861618995/

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  • Wrong Way Mismanagement Meeting
    7:00 pm-10:00 pm
    2017.06.07
    Boulders on Broadway

    Boulders on Broadway

    All hashers are welcome to come on out and whine, bitch, plot, plan, share ideas, give feedback, and for the love of G help make this hash amaze-balls. Hashers with names, hashers without names, 1/2, 1/4, or 1/8 minds, your fractions all matter!

    Meet at 6:30 if you want to run. Meet at 6 if you want to get drunk before the meeting. Meet at 4:30 if you want to get drunk, go home and pass out before the meeting starts.

    See posts and add anything that you'd like to see on our agenda!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1909339269344695/

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  • Thursday Throwdown #81
    6:15 pm-10:20 pm
    2017.06.08
    Sharky's Taco's & Tequila "Family Sports Grill"

    Sharky's Taco's & Tequila "Family Sports Grill"

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Location:
    Sharkys Tacos and Tequila
    825 w baseline rd Tempe AZ 85283

    Meet at 6:15ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:45ish PM.
    Hare away at 6:55ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog-friendly?:
    Not a chance!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1915100018758628/

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  • 2nd Anal WINE BASH
    5:00 pm-11:00 am
    2017.06.09-2017.06.11
    Stage Stop Inn

    Stage Stop Inn

    WINE RIDE IS ALMOST HERE!!!!

    We'll be staying in Patagonia again at the Stage Stop Inn (They want us back?) – we'll work on a group rate. Please keep the rooms to 2 people per – the beds in the 2 bed rooms are doubles so have 2 people and use one for sex and the other for sleeping. 🙂

    Shirt orders are closed: I’ll bring what was ordered and will hand out Friday / Saturday.

    Schedule:
    Friday night: Eat, Drink and be Merry – we'll hang at the hotel or walk over to the bar across the street. Maybe they'll have Karaoke again!!

    Saturday morning:
    1. Wine ride – Load bikes onto transport trailer and get onto bus to start your ride at 10:30am in front of the hotel. The truck will follow the group for safety and for those who have bike trouble.
    Stops: Lightning Winery / Copper Hops / Sonoita Winery / Elgin Wine/Distillery

    Saturday after the ride:
    1. Pool time
    2. We'll see if we can get the banquet room again for a group meal – I'll get their menu options again
    3. Wander to the bar across the street for hasher fun

    Sunday morning: Wake up, eat, say your farewells and GTFO! 🙂 Drive carefully and thank you for coming!!!

    Quick reminders from the hotel:

    1. Make sure people tell us they are with your group when they make the reservation.
    2. People should not make a reservation for someone else, it leads to confusion and possibly booking two rooms for one person.
    3. No eating or drinking in the pool enclosure. – we got in trouble for this last year. Oops
    4. Only alcohol purchased from us can be consumed outside the room (our liquor license doesn't permit it). – THIS is a change, but let's support them by buying their beer/booze
    5. We are completely non-smoking in the rooms and common areas

    Let's keep our hosts happy and then we'll be happy.

    Thanks to everyone for making the 1st ANAL Wine BASH so much fun! Can't wait until June 2017.

    On-On!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1722857417972994/

  • Full Strawberry Moon Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.09
    Cosmo Dog Park

    Cosmo Dog Park

    Hares: Mother Rucker and Bitch 'N Hoe

    Hash Cash: $8 for good beer before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafied virgins are free.

    Hash Time: 6:30 – that’s when the pre-trail beer is “tapped”

    Bring: A bottle opener, whistle, headlamp, and personal vessel. Cups will be provided, but let’s go green!

    Drink responsibly so you don't need a designated driver.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1870412256568355/

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  • 2nd Anal WINE BASH
    5:00 pm-11:00 am
    2017.06.09-2017.06.11
    Stage Stop Inn

    Stage Stop Inn

    WINE RIDE IS ALMOST HERE!!!!

    We'll be staying in Patagonia again at the Stage Stop Inn (They want us back?) – we'll work on a group rate. Please keep the rooms to 2 people per – the beds in the 2 bed rooms are doubles so have 2 people and use one for sex and the other for sleeping. 🙂

    Shirt orders are closed: I’ll bring what was ordered and will hand out Friday / Saturday.

    Schedule:
    Friday night: Eat, Drink and be Merry – we'll hang at the hotel or walk over to the bar across the street. Maybe they'll have Karaoke again!!

    Saturday morning:
    1. Wine ride – Load bikes onto transport trailer and get onto bus to start your ride at 10:30am in front of the hotel. The truck will follow the group for safety and for those who have bike trouble.
    Stops: Lightning Winery / Copper Hops / Sonoita Winery / Elgin Wine/Distillery

    Saturday after the ride:
    1. Pool time
    2. We'll see if we can get the banquet room again for a group meal – I'll get their menu options again
    3. Wander to the bar across the street for hasher fun

    Sunday morning: Wake up, eat, say your farewells and GTFO! 🙂 Drive carefully and thank you for coming!!!

    Quick reminders from the hotel:

    1. Make sure people tell us they are with your group when they make the reservation.
    2. People should not make a reservation for someone else, it leads to confusion and possibly booking two rooms for one person.
    3. No eating or drinking in the pool enclosure. – we got in trouble for this last year. Oops
    4. Only alcohol purchased from us can be consumed outside the room (our liquor license doesn't permit it). – THIS is a change, but let's support them by buying their beer/booze
    5. We are completely non-smoking in the rooms and common areas

    Let's keep our hosts happy and then we'll be happy.

    Thanks to everyone for making the 1st ANAL Wine BASH so much fun! Can't wait until June 2017.

    On-On!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1722857417972994/

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  • 2nd Anal WINE BASH
    5:00 pm-11:00 am
    2017.06.09-2017.06.11
    Stage Stop Inn

    Stage Stop Inn

    WINE RIDE IS ALMOST HERE!!!!

    We'll be staying in Patagonia again at the Stage Stop Inn (They want us back?) – we'll work on a group rate. Please keep the rooms to 2 people per – the beds in the 2 bed rooms are doubles so have 2 people and use one for sex and the other for sleeping. 🙂

    Shirt orders are closed: I’ll bring what was ordered and will hand out Friday / Saturday.

    Schedule:
    Friday night: Eat, Drink and be Merry – we'll hang at the hotel or walk over to the bar across the street. Maybe they'll have Karaoke again!!

    Saturday morning:
    1. Wine ride – Load bikes onto transport trailer and get onto bus to start your ride at 10:30am in front of the hotel. The truck will follow the group for safety and for those who have bike trouble.
    Stops: Lightning Winery / Copper Hops / Sonoita Winery / Elgin Wine/Distillery

    Saturday after the ride:
    1. Pool time
    2. We'll see if we can get the banquet room again for a group meal – I'll get their menu options again
    3. Wander to the bar across the street for hasher fun

    Sunday morning: Wake up, eat, say your farewells and GTFO! 🙂 Drive carefully and thank you for coming!!!

    Quick reminders from the hotel:

    1. Make sure people tell us they are with your group when they make the reservation.
    2. People should not make a reservation for someone else, it leads to confusion and possibly booking two rooms for one person.
    3. No eating or drinking in the pool enclosure. – we got in trouble for this last year. Oops
    4. Only alcohol purchased from us can be consumed outside the room (our liquor license doesn't permit it). – THIS is a change, but let's support them by buying their beer/booze
    5. We are completely non-smoking in the rooms and common areas

    Let's keep our hosts happy and then we'll be happy.

    Thanks to everyone for making the 1st ANAL Wine BASH so much fun! Can't wait until June 2017.

    On-On!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1722857417972994/

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  • LBH #337 – Spank the Wank until it goes Klank
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.12
    Stadium Club

    Stadium Club

    Join us for the 337th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Stadium Club
    940 N Alma School Rd #109
    Chandler, AZ 85224

    Light Rail: I don’t know how that shit works but here is a map: http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

    Why: So you can tell Wank-n-Stein how pretty he is.

    When: Monday, 6/12/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Klank, Wank-n-Stein, & Plank 'N Spank

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/409276429453452/

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  • JHoT – Threesomes Shiggy That Will Make You Moist
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.13
    Times 3 Sports Grille

    Times 3 Sports Grille

    It's June in Phoenix. You know what that means. Not only is it HOT, it's jHOT!.

    Who: You! As long as you are 21+
    What: A 2-4 mile (true) trail A to A'.
    Hare: Pennis the Menace diddling by himself.
    Hash Cash: $1 (Two JITB tacos or a hash with beer? No-Brainer)
    When: 6/13: Meet at 6:30. Hare away at 6:45

    Mostly Dog Friendly. Let me know if you are bringing a dog and I can lay a H C split (Human/Canine)

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1903932926486063/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.14
    Woodshed Sports Bar

    Woodshed Sports Bar

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Woodshed Sports Bar – 19 W Baseline Rd, Tempe, AZ 85283

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1423287937729274/

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  • WW #907
    5:00 pm-8:00 pm
    2017.06.17
    Schultz Tank

    Schultz Tank

    Hares: Broke Dick Mounting

    Where: Schultz Tank, Flagstaff

    Time: Fri-Sun evening

    What: Miles all weekend, Hash Saturday, Humphreys Hike Sunday

    Why: Stop asking questions! Put your pants on (or don't) and cum for a run (walk)!

    Bring: A HEADLAMP!!! It's a hash so a whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations would still be useful. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from!

    Hash Cash: $5 (just for this weekend), or free if you’re a virgin.

    On-after: TBD

    Car pool, don’t drink and drive. Offer to car pool for free hash cash? Up to your passengers but I bet someone one would be willing to pay for a chauffeur! Uber!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/285437711898017/

  • ZHHH #341 – SUPERSOAKER!
    6:00 pm-9:00 pm
    2017.06.17
    3151 W Betty Elyse Ln, Phoenix, AZ 85053-3932, United States

    3151 W Betty Elyse Ln, Phoenix, AZ 85053-3932, United States

    Don't forget to bring a towel! Join us for the annual Zonie SuperSoaker hash at Trickshot's Temple of Precious Things. Our hares / hosts will have a kick ass pool to keep us cool at start & finish, and some water related shenanigans in between. Leave your electronics in the car or put them in a ziploc bag (Two-Thirds will try to bring some extra), because you're going to get wet at this hash. Zonie hashes start later during summer, so you may want to bring cranial illumination.

    Hares: My Precious & TBD

    Where: 3151 W. Betty Elyse Lane, Phoenix AZ 85053

    When: Meet up – 6:00pm

    Hash cash: $10.00, Virgins $5.00, Children are Free!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/433202840387906/

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  • LBH #338 – Two Men and a Baby
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.19
    Tallyho Cocktail Lounge

    Tallyho Cocktail Lounge

    Join us for the 338th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A'.

    Where: Tallyho
    8479 E McDonald Drive
    Scottsdale, AZ 85250

    Light Rail: Naw, because Scottsdale

    Why: To run off the steak and scotch you consumed for Father's Day

    When: Monday, 6/19/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Alllrighty Men, Two in the Pink, and Fly By Baby Bi Bi

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: Cash, a whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, your "#1 Dad" mug, low expectations, your best/worst virgins, and your best dad jokes!

    Dog Friendly: It's gonna be like 180 degrees out. Be a good doggy daddy and leave them at home.

    On-After: Tallyho

    Special considerations: Tallyho is CASH ONLY, but does have an ATM if you're into paying money to access your money. Also, they don't serve food, but are cool with us bringing in noms from the neighboring Mexican or BBQ joints.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/184311862094580/

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  • WORLD'S HOTTEST RED DRESS RUN
    4:00 pm-7:00 pm
    2017.06.20
    Short Leash Hot Dogs

    Short Leash Hot Dogs

    Its June in Phoenix, so that means it's hot and time to be a dumbass and earn your hashers in heat patch!

    Specifically, this Tuesday will be 120 degrees, the hottest its been for a long time, and possibly the hottest hash ever in Phoenix! Why not throw on a red dress with it and earn a special version of the patch!?

    —–
    READ THE DETAILS BECAUSE THIS SPECIAL ED(ITION) HASH IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT!
    —–

    The details:

    HARES:
    Token Ese and Gag Order Esq.

    HASH CASH:
    $3 – covers your patch, and the envelope and stamp we'll mail it to you in.

    Since we havent ordered special Hashers in Heat RDR patches yet, we'll have to get them to you later. We'll order them based off of how many people show up!

    BEER NEAR beers are pay for yourself as we stop at each bar, because we cant really bring a 30 pack to a park to cool off when its this hot. We advise you to drink water throughout the event.

    TRAIL:
    A 3 mile A-A trail, with a BN as close to mile 1, 2, and on-in at 3. We'll basically stop at each mile for a beer and water for a few minutes, cool off, then head out again. Throwdown rules, we dont want people waiting for a song or hold when its so hot! Lets get you from one ice cold beer to the next.

    WHEN:
    Tuesday, June 20th, with hares away at 4:30pm.

    Yes, it's earlier than usual, and yes, blah blah blah you might work, but we cant wait since itll coool down. You can start until the temperature gets under 113*, at which point you will no longer be eligible to earn the hashers in heat patch. Guessing that is about 5:45pm, so you can drive downtown after work.

    WHERE:
    Short Leash Hot Dogs – 110 E Roosevelt, Phoenix, AZ.
    $2.50 craft beer cans, and $2 off all appetizers for Tuesday!

    WHY:
    Not many people can say they've done the hottest RDR in the world, literally. Be one of the dozen of so of us.

    ON AFTER:
    We'll be at Angels Trumpet or Short Leash eating and drinking and waiting for the late comers. Come relax and have fun with us!

    STUPIDITY CLAUSE:
    IT WILL BE 120 DEGREES. DRINK WATER. WEAR SUN SCREEN. WEAR A HAT. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GETTING INTO, SO DONT TRY TO RUN IT ALL IN ONE GO, TAKE WATER BREAKS AT OUR BNs!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/306527219805792/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.21
    Dierks Whiskey Row – Scottsdale

    Dierks Whiskey Row – Scottsdale

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Dierks Whiskey Row – 4420 N Saddlebag Trail, Scottsdale, AZ 85251

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/242117492936335/

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  • Thursday Throwdown
    6:10 pm-9:10 pm
    2017.06.22
    The Snap Lounge

    The Snap Lounge

    A throwdown hash is simple. One hare leaves with a bag 'o' beer and a bag 'o' flour. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and a Beer Near – no other checks! Whoever snares the hare becomes the new hare and carries the beer and flour. Repeat as needed until we're dead or out of beer.

    Where:
    The Snap Lounge
    1516 w camelback rd Phoenix AZ 85015

    Meet at 6:20ish PM.
    Chalk Talk at 6:45ish PM.
    Hare away at 6:50ish PM
    *All times are HST (Hashy Standard Time)

    Distance:
    .69 – 13.69 miles.

    Hares: Probably you!

    Bring: H20, a whistle, head(!)lamp, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

    Hash Cash: $1

    Dog-friendly?:
    Not a chance

    https://www.facebook.com/events/300874610360827/

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  • Donkey Punch Camp Out
    5:00 pm-12:00 pm
    2017.06.23-2017.06.25
    Water Wheel Campground Payson, AZ

    Water Wheel Campground Payson, AZ

    Location says water wheel campground, we are NEAR that spot, but not at the campground.

    Schedule:
    Friday
    Set up tents. Drink.
    Earliest confirmed arrival is noon, but most will come after work.
    Possible strip club trip?
    Saturday
    breakfast. Cold food and Bloodys provided in rego. Bring hot food and drinks to share.
    Noon Lunch provided in rego
    2PM Chalk talk/hares away
    6PM pizza (provided)
    7 Circle
    Later – Midnight naked hash
    Sunday – cold breakfast provided, community cooking. We have a big grill you can use, bring a pan and something to cook.
    Pack up and go back.

    Directions: Highway 87 North to Payson
    At the Home Depot, turn right on Houston Mesa RD
    Go ~8 miles, pass water wheel and "second crossing" and a couple of sharp turns.
    Look for cars parked on right side of road. Boom.
    34°21'37.8"N 111°16'47.3"W

    Needs:
    Bring extra tables, coolers, breakfast food to share, shade, and fun camp things. Also extra booze if you want. Also sunscreen and a towel.

    Donkey will get there during daylight, set up as much as possible and go back to town to buy all the beer. If you have any coolers for beer or ice, it would help.

    If you plan on being sober on Saturday afternoon, volunteer to pick up the pizza from town for us!

    Camping.
    Boozing.
    Nekkid Hash in 10 minutes.
    Singing around the camplight.
    Trail on Saturday.
    Food.
    This will be an InterAm test trail! It's kick ass! See you there!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1775744492736787/

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  • Donkey Punch Camp Out
    5:00 pm-12:00 pm
    2017.06.23-2017.06.25
    Water Wheel Campground Payson, AZ

    Water Wheel Campground Payson, AZ

    Location says water wheel campground, we are NEAR that spot, but not at the campground.

    Schedule:
    Friday
    Set up tents. Drink.
    Earliest confirmed arrival is noon, but most will come after work.
    Possible strip club trip?
    Saturday
    breakfast. Cold food and Bloodys provided in rego. Bring hot food and drinks to share.
    Noon Lunch provided in rego
    2PM Chalk talk/hares away
    6PM pizza (provided)
    7 Circle
    Later – Midnight naked hash
    Sunday – cold breakfast provided, community cooking. We have a big grill you can use, bring a pan and something to cook.
    Pack up and go back.

    Directions: Highway 87 North to Payson
    At the Home Depot, turn right on Houston Mesa RD
    Go ~8 miles, pass water wheel and "second crossing" and a couple of sharp turns.
    Look for cars parked on right side of road. Boom.
    34°21'37.8"N 111°16'47.3"W

    Needs:
    Bring extra tables, coolers, breakfast food to share, shade, and fun camp things. Also extra booze if you want. Also sunscreen and a towel.

    Donkey will get there during daylight, set up as much as possible and go back to town to buy all the beer. If you have any coolers for beer or ice, it would help.

    If you plan on being sober on Saturday afternoon, volunteer to pick up the pizza from town for us!

    Camping.
    Boozing.
    Nekkid Hash in 10 minutes.
    Singing around the camplight.
    Trail on Saturday.
    Food.
    This will be an InterAm test trail! It's kick ass! See you there!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1775744492736787/

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  • Donkey Punch Camp Out
    5:00 pm-12:00 pm
    2017.06.23-2017.06.25
    Water Wheel Campground Payson, AZ

    Water Wheel Campground Payson, AZ

    Location says water wheel campground, we are NEAR that spot, but not at the campground.

    Schedule:
    Friday
    Set up tents. Drink.
    Earliest confirmed arrival is noon, but most will come after work.
    Possible strip club trip?
    Saturday
    breakfast. Cold food and Bloodys provided in rego. Bring hot food and drinks to share.
    Noon Lunch provided in rego
    2PM Chalk talk/hares away
    6PM pizza (provided)
    7 Circle
    Later – Midnight naked hash
    Sunday – cold breakfast provided, community cooking. We have a big grill you can use, bring a pan and something to cook.
    Pack up and go back.

    Directions: Highway 87 North to Payson
    At the Home Depot, turn right on Houston Mesa RD
    Go ~8 miles, pass water wheel and "second crossing" and a couple of sharp turns.
    Look for cars parked on right side of road. Boom.
    34°21'37.8"N 111°16'47.3"W

    Needs:
    Bring extra tables, coolers, breakfast food to share, shade, and fun camp things. Also extra booze if you want. Also sunscreen and a towel.

    Donkey will get there during daylight, set up as much as possible and go back to town to buy all the beer. If you have any coolers for beer or ice, it would help.

    If you plan on being sober on Saturday afternoon, volunteer to pick up the pizza from town for us!

    Camping.
    Boozing.
    Nekkid Hash in 10 minutes.
    Singing around the camplight.
    Trail on Saturday.
    Food.
    This will be an InterAm test trail! It's kick ass! See you there!

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1775744492736787/

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  • LBH # 339 – Just Half Moons in Public
    6:00 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.26
    Half Moon Sports Grill – Moon Valley

    Half Moon Sports Grill – Moon Valley

    Join us for the 339th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

    Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

    What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A or A to B.

    Where: Half Moon Sports Bar & Grill
    288 E greenway Pkwy #103
    Phoenix, AZ 85022

    Light Rail: I doubt it goes that way.

    Why: It's a hash, you don't need a reason why!

    When: Monday, 6/19/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

    Hares: Public Display of Erection, Just Jaclyn, and Just Brad

    Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag 'Em N Tag 'Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

    Bring: Cash, a whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

    Dog Friendly: It's too hot out, please don't bring your fur friends.

    On-After: Where we started.

    *Please don't drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1545410395532116/

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  • JHoT
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.27
    Coop's Bar & Grill

    Coop's Bar & Grill

    Hares: Down Low & Dirty and Mother Pucker
    Hash Cash: $1
    Time: Meet at 6:30. Hares away at 6:45.

    Happy Hour 3-7
    Well 3.50
    Wine 3.50
    Drafts: 2.00 Pints Domestics, 5.50 Small Pitchers, 9.00 Large Pitchers

    A to A trail, we promise to keep it around 4 miles.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1813814765600847/

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  • Hump D'Hash
    6:30 pm-9:30 pm
    2017.06.28
    The Dunes Lounge – Phoenix AZ Bar

    The Dunes Lounge – Phoenix AZ Bar

    Please join us Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.

    Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!

    When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)

    Where: Dunes Lounge – 3611 W Dunlap Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85051

    Time: Meet at 6:36p, Hares off at 6:45p, Hounds to follow at 7:00p

    Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations

    Hash Cash: $1

    Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
    Dog friendly: Usually not on humps

    On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1946707928885290/

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