The three yearly Donkey Punch events are
- Payson Campout at Camp Borracho
- Hash of Shame
- Whimper O’Lympdics
All other months are available as rogue hashes or beer miles. The people who help out the most are given first dibs to put on their own hash on available weekends.
Age of Attendees: 21+
Other Punch Things
- Lots Boobs Towels $14
- Jewsday Brewsday Hash
- Beer Miles
- Hashers in Heat
None. We just make this shit up as we go.
Beer Mile: Don’t Touch Medic
Things: Donkey Dildo Delight
Other Things: Trifuckta
Four scores and seven beers ago our founders created a hash, conceived in intoxication, and dedicated to the proposition that beer is the answer. They believed that hashing could lead to sexual congress with their fellow hashers.
Now these Hares, who have laid a trail through shiggy and fair paths have used their half-minds so that those who followed them might find beer. It is altogether fitting and proper that we, the pack, reward them with down-downs.
We’d like to welcome all of the visitors from Hashes far and wide and apologize up front for the low quality of our Hash. May your low standards and undiscerning senses save you from further insult. I assure you, it was better last time.
We would also like to welcome all of the virgins and congratulate them on being able to call themselves virgins again, probably for the first time since they were 14 years old, or when their father drunkenly stumbled into their bedroom that fateful night.
- Rule 1: The RA is always right.
- Rule 2: If the RA is wrong, see rule #1
- Rule 3: This is not a race. Front Running Bastards, Race-ists and not drinking will not be tolerated. If anybody is watching.
- Rule 4: Short cutting is OK, getting caught short cutting is a serious offense.
- Rule 5: Intelligence is neither required nor appreciated at the Hash.
- Rule 6: There is no rule 6.
- Rule 7: Peeing, drinking and sex on trail are all acceptable Hash behaviors and will be graded. Furthermore, nudity is encouraged. Unless you get caught. Then we’ve never seen you before in our lives.
- Rule 8: All penalties, real or imagined are to be reported in circle and a down-down is to be taken, in accordance with the RA’s mood.
- Rule 9: Special awards will be given out for being exceptional. For instance: Exceptionally stupid, exceptionally dangerous, exceptionally drunk, etc.
At the end of 2010, a lone hasher stood up at mismangement and proclaimed that starting in January, a new hash would be born. It would be a new, harmonious event for hashers to gather at to run and drink. It was founded in the spirit of camaraderie. Directly after this proclamation, which eventually became the Lost Boobs Hash, Donkey stood up and announced the creation of this shitbag of a hash.