LBH Hash Trash #162

This Is Not Lost Boobs Hash Trash #162

February 3, 2014

Giligan’s, Old Town Scottsdale

Hares: Diamonds ‘N’ Hurls, I Punched A Kid and Grapes of Wrath

In case you have been looking for LBHT #162, it doesn’t exist. There never was, nor will there ever be, a shenanigan summary for this singular shindig. Prior to the event, some veteran hashers made ominous predictions about all of the shit that was going to rain down on this trail. Some of the concerns are listed here:

Not enough parking

Midgets might be moody

Old Town cops go ballistic at the sight of a little white powder

Old Town cops hate hashers

Old Town cops would beat hashers with giant dildoes

Goldfish could go on strike

Nowhere to do circle

The hares (Diamonds ‘N’ Hurls, I Punched A Kid and Grapes of Wrath) don’t have a clue what they are doing and will probably fuck everything up

In reality, none of that happened. There was plenty of free parking and cheap beer. The trail was sufficiently, but not overly, shitty.  Circle was fine and the cops hung out in the doughnut shop. So there wasn’t anything to write about, therefore no hash trash.

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