UPDATED Lost Boobs Hash

2017-09-04 6:00 pm - 2017-09-04 10:00 pm
4729 E McDowell Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85008, USA 4729 E McDowell Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85008, USA

Join us for the 349th Running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.

What: A 3-5 mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A Prime

Where: Break Room Bar and Grill
4729 East McDowell Road

Light Rail: Get off at 44th St & Washington St. Light Rail Station and run 1.8 miles north on 44th Street. http://www.valleymetro.org/images/uploads/lightrail_publications/METRO-light-rail-line.pdf

Why: We guarantee you’ll be limp and creamy by the end, like any other worthwhile physical activity

When: Monday, 9/4/17. Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:40pm, chalk talk at 6:45pm, walkers away around 7pm.

Hares: Bill Nye The Limp Dicked Guy & Field of Creams

Hash Cash: $5 or free if you’ve never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Bag ‘Em N Tag ‘Em at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.

Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!

Dog Friendly: Please leave your fur-friends at home. It is getting too hot out for them.

On-After: Pretty close to where we started

*Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

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